Quick Poo Poll!

[the_saint]

OK, so we were having a big debate at work about the scenario below and wanted a straw poll to get a feeling of people's opinions:-

Scenario
You are at a dinner party. You need a poo. Do you go to the toilet and poo, or do you hold it in.

Basically the question is would you poo at someone else house??

Assumptions:

We discussed these also just to clarify the position, it is assumed that:-

• you flush and leave the toilet clean and with no smell,
• you do not broadcast the details to your fellow guests,
• your need to poo is not desperate, but neither would it be particularly comfortable to hold it in,
• you will not be home for at least 2+ hours,
• you do not poo and smear it on the walls (yes, in a law firm someone had to clarify the position on that one )

Please vote and leave reasons below. I look forward to hearing your thoughts.

[waf43]

I think you missed off the option of having a poo and then returning to the dinner table with it in a carrier bag ... :ala: Borat the Movie

[mattflower]

I'd make sure I had a few . . can't resist a freebie, free toilet roll

[pdmac8]

Definitely poo

There is no way I could hold it - I think you just have to go for it

Maybe thats why I dont get invited to many dinner parties?

[skittle7]

What is the whole problem with pooing at somebody else's house?

If your body can't hold, it can't hold.

Who cares if you need it at a dinner party. Being "polite" over your natural bodily functions or feeling ill, bloated and tired?

I've voted.

[the_icks]

What about Upper Decking ?

Would that be considered proper party etiquette?

We often debate about our delivery drivers using customer toilets, one of our delivery drivers had a dump in our showroom toilet.. it took the plumber half an hour to unblock the resultant full bowl, it was like a bloody walking stick!!

[alphawoo]

not in someone elses house.
dont know why, just dont!

[the_icks]

women never poo, or fart!! its so unlady like!!

[skittle7]

[quote=the_icks;329637]What about Upper Decking ?[quote]

I actually want to do this!

[A-Rob]

If you need to poo, you poo!

[grabrail]

I would hold it in as long as possible, until y ou start to fart out loud, then go for the comedy movie moment in the toilet with all the loud noises and grunting.

Then take great pleasure in showing off to all your mates at work the next day, unless of course it was their house you were at, then I would quit my job and punish myself for the shame I have bought on my family

[the_saint]

Getting better responses than at work were out of 9 polled I was the only one who would go for it.

Seperates the men (and Gail) from the boys does this kind of poll

[mickandgail]

when you gotta go you gotta go!!!!!

[skittle7]

Cmon saint! Tell us your opinion!

[joewarne]

you can make yourself ill if you dont go for a poo when you need one

[christoski]

Originally Posted by the_icks

women never poo, or fart!! its so unlady like!!

Don't they love puff?

[Praj07]

Wicked poll

Just depends whose house I'm at, if I could though, I'd hold it - feels better crapping in your own loo!

[gez18]

this reminds me of my fav website

;x - Rate My Poo

[Flashheart]

Originally Posted by Praj07

feels better crapping in your own loo!

my thoughts exactly.