free bible!

[Larkino]

Need a Bible?

get a free bible!

[computerman]

Think i'll give this one a miss, i've already got one

[daftks]

Lol, i have about 3 at home....

[Larkino]

come one people! get your free bible, learn about jesus... and stuff...

[gez18]

im in

[computerman]

Originally Posted by daftks

Lol, i have about 3 at home....

I think i've still got the one the army gave me, so i might have 2 lol

Its a big thing in the army, you must have a bible

[Larkino]

Originally Posted by computerman

I think i've still got the one the army gave me, so i might have 2 lol

Its a big thing in the army, you must have a bible

do you keep it under your shirt incase you get shot?

[the_saint]

Already read it. A bit far fetched if you ask me.

[computerman]

Originally Posted by Larkino

do you keep it under your shirt incase you get shot?

yeah, well in my top left pocket lol, they print the cover in camo so they don't stand out, but if you drop it in grass your never see it again. lol

[Larkino]

Originally Posted by computerman

yeah, well in my top left pocket lol, they print the cover in camo so they don't stand out, but if you drop it in grass your never see it again. lol

lol, your starting to remind me of Ned Flanders

[computerman]

Originally Posted by Larkino

lol, your starting to remind me of Ned Flanders

thats where i got the top left pocket thing from, the only thing i only had one, not 2 lol

[Larkino]

Originally Posted by computerman

thats where i got the top left pocket thing from, the only thing i only had one, not 2 lol

lol, I cant remember that episode that well, what else did he have under his shirt? (that sounds so wrong)

[crispyste]

Originally Posted by computerman

Its a big thing in the army, you must have a bible

Really?! So does that mean you're not allowed in the army unless you're a christian?

[computerman]

Originally Posted by Larkino

lol, I cant remember that episode that well, what else did he have under his shirt? (that sounds so wrong)

Nothing, its when homer trains to be a clown and and they are tring to kill him

Originally Posted by crispyste

Really?! So does that mean you're not allowed in the army unless you're a christian?

no anyone can join, xbut you only get a christian bible, well thats all they gave us. You have to go to chuch when you pass out and stuff like that

[Larkino]

Originally Posted by computerman

Nothing, its when homer trains to be a clown and and they are tring to kill him

yeah I know what episode it was from, but thought there was something else.
oh well

[computerman]

Originally Posted by Larkino

yeah I know what episode it was from, but thought there was something else.
oh well

no i can't remember their being anything else, because he pulls the 2rd one out and runs back in side, well thats what i can remember lol.

[Jono310]

didnt he have a piece of the true cross under there?

and to keep on topic, the bible is amazing

J

[Larkino]

dont know how reliable it is but:

Originally Posted by Description of Ned Flanders

An Oral Roberts University graduate who is never without a Bible and a large piece of the True Cross (which saved his life in one episode when he was shot),

from Blessed Ned of Springfield - Christianity Today magazine - ChristianityTodayLibrary.com

[computerman]

Originally Posted by Larkino

dont know how reliable it is but:

from Blessed Ned of Springfield - Christianity Today magazine - ChristianityTodayLibrary.com

sounds like the same one

[FurbtasticM]

As the comedian Andrew Maxwell said– "We've all read the bible haven't we? Or at least, we've been in a hotel room with marijuana and no means to smoke it."