Free Domain and Webhosting.

[Nitsram]

First person to make me laugh out loud (by any way) will get:

Any Available:
.com
.co.uk
.org
.org.uk
.info
.me.uk
,biz
.net
or
.us
domain
(Valid for one year)

And:
150MB Storage
20GB Bandwidth
Of Webhosting (configured to use your domain)
Including:
Cpanel (w/ Fantastico)
PHP, MySQL and all that jazz
Much more (Bit Lazy)
(Valid for three months, you must notify me if you wish to extend free of charge)


Anyone who posts here requesting the "everyone else" plan will recieve: (unlimited)

50MB Storage
10GB Bandwidth
Of Webhosting (configured to use your domain)
Including:
Cpanel (w/ Fantastico)
PHP, MySQL blah blah blah
Much more (Still Lazy)
[Ideal for freebie guides]
[Configured to your domain or to use a .rewardcabi.net subdomain of your choice]
(Valid for three months, you must notify me if you wish to extend free of charge)

if you can please leave/PM me your email address so that your sign in details can be emailed to you.

Cheers
-James

[bmh16]

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"

Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.

"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.

"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."

OR

Two Drunk guys walk into a bar...you'd think they'd see it coming.

Hope this makes you laugh!

[Lucaio]

Two Peanuts Walk into a Bar.
One was assaulted!

Spoiler

Get it? Assaulted - A Salted! hahaha!

[chigley]

Sounds a bit good to be true... the only good joke I know would get me banned for posting it!

[Dim Tim]

This will take you 7 mins to watch :

Please watch it all ! - it's fantastic !

YouTube - 1471 PRANK PHONE CALL

[chigley]

Made me laugh DT... classic!

[Dim Tim]

or

A man walks into a bar...he knocks himself out

[Bazza]

How do you plan on charging after the 3 months?

[Nitsram]

Ye, that was hilarious. DariusTim wins, what domain would you like?

[Nitsram]

Originally Posted by Bazza

How do you plan on charging after the 3 months?

I won't, everyone must notify me to let me know theyre still pretty much alive and ill extend it.

[Dim Tim]

Originally Posted by Nitsram

Ye, that was hilarious. DariusTim wins, what domain would you like?

thanks lol

erm haven't decided yet, do you mind if I get back to you in 10 mins ?

[the_saint]

Originally Posted by Nitsram

Anyone who posts here requesting the runners up plan will recieve: (unlimited)
Edited

Being the pedantic lawyer that i am i would guess from this all i have to do to get the runners up plan is to post here requesting it - says nothing in this one about you laugh!

So, i hereby officially request the runners up plan. Cheers!

[Nitsram]

Originally Posted by DariusTim

thanks lol

erm haven't decided yet, do you mind if I get back to you in 10 mins ?

no probs, take as long as you need.

[Bazza]

Originally Posted by Nitsram

I won't, everyone must notify me to let me know theyre still pretty much alive and ill extend it.

Ah cool misread there. So, did you win some money or something?

[Nitsram]

Originally Posted by the_saint

Being the pedantic lawyer that i am i would guess from this all i have to do to get the runners up plan is to post here requesting it - says nothing in this one about you laugh!

So, i hereby officially request the runners up plan. Cheers!

lol okie doke, have you got a domain? or would you like a subdomain?

[Nitsram]

Originally Posted by Bazza

Ah cool misread there. So, did you win some money or something?

lol nope, just thought id do something nice, will most likely do the same thing every week or so.

[Dim Tim]

how about www.dt.co.uk

[Nitsram]

And by the way the runners up plan is unlimited so its pretty much an everyone else plan... shall change the name as its probably a bit misleading