Merry Christmas from eXceem

**MJ10** · 23-12-11, 04:37 PM

With many of us already on holiday or counting down the seconds to the end of today I would like to wish, on behalf of eXceem, a very Merry Christmas to everyone.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Harvez · 23-12-11, 04:39 PM

Merry Christmas

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"

And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.

goggz1888 · 23-12-11, 04:44 PM

lol superb

**ryan1087** · 23-12-11, 04:51 PM

Heard it before but still funny.

Tippy · 23-12-11, 11:09 PM

LcLive · 24-12-11, 06:56 AM

I love Christmas but this made me laugh!!

23-12-11, 04:37 PM	#1
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23-12-11, 04:39 PM	#2
Harvez Mini Mac Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: l33dz Posts: 9,429	Merry Christmas Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?" And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree. __________________ Freebiejeebies \| Free iphone \| Free Blackberry \| Free Wii U \| Free laptop ^^^^ its not real stop begging losers ^^^^ Someone once said "Life is what you make it", I disagree sometimes life makes you into what you are.

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ryan1087 What to put... Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 7,822	Heard it before but still funny. __________________ freebiejeebies

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goggz1888 iPod 30gb Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,443	lol superb

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LcLive iPod 20gb Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Taunton Posts: 776	I love Christmas but this made me laugh!!