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Old 09-02-12, 07:46 PM   #1
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Sexual advice needed...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I got it stuck and I just can't get it out....

Okay, I'm joking. Sorry for dragging you in here by lying to you. I will understand if you never trust me again.

But... WAIT!

While you are here, I want to tell you how you could get a totally free holiday!

Sounds cool right!

Okay, so the free holiday thing is technically true, although you might want to take it with a pinch (bucket) of salt.

My friend has entered a big fashion design competition. She
didn't ask me to help her but she is so darn hard-working and I'm so darn nice!

The fashion show being held is for charity and you could actually win free break to Edinburgh just for entering.

If my desperate pleas and methods of deception have got you this far, and you are still reading, then I've already taken up 10-15 seconds of your life.

Let's be honest, those seconds are ticking away still. You might as well just humour me and do it:

Alfa Romeo UK - Fashion Show 2012 | Facebook

Her name is Charlotte Stowe, and she is currently in the lead - but this lead has to be held for 2 weeks!

Anyone that votes will get a TOTALLY FREE COMPLIMENT.

Just post in the thread below to let me know that you've voted, and I'll compliment you.

Bonus compliments will be given to anyone with a decent idea to get more votes (or just if I fancy you).

Here's that link again: Alfa Romeo UK - Fashion Show 2012 | Facebook

Vote for CHARLOTTE

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Old 09-02-12, 07:50 PM   #2
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voted and shared for a second vote!!
 
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voted and shared for a second vote!!
Compliment: I'd at least mildly enjoy sharing an egg sandwich with you.

Bonus compliment: Your hair is fresh.

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my hair is fresh...?? the only place I have hair would not be fresh after that egg sandwich!!
 
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my hair is fresh...?? the only place I have hair would not be fresh after that egg sandwich!!
I'm sorry you were dissatisfied with your compliment.

Replacement compliment: You have a tastefully polite brow.
 
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I'm sorry you were dissatisfied with your compliment.

Replacement compliment: You have a tastefully polite brow.
much better, I raised my brow well
 
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Will do it and share/tweet tomorrow (as on phone now and very tired!!)

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Voted, shared on FB and Twitter for Charlotte. +3 points! I want a good compliment

Don't mean to sound harsh, but am I the only person who thinks the 3rd slightly looks like a man?
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Voted, shared on FB and Twitter for Charlotte. +3 points! I want a good compliment

Don't mean to sound harsh, but am I the only person who thinks the 3rd slightly looks like a man?

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