How to suck at Facebook

[Harvez]

[Riverlution]

Wow, I loved that. I know atleast one person from each category xD

[dr99]

haha, great find - like Riverlution said - I can definitely identify at least one person from each category.

[Larkino]

31 people you will always find on Facebook

1. “Diary Diana” – The people on your facebook that have a status about everything they are doing. You could tell their whole life story just by reading their wall.

2. “Soulja Boys” – The people on your facebook that rap/sing, they tag you in many videos thus making you get a lot of notifications because of comments. They are either terrible or very good at what they do, never in the middle.

3. “Likes And Commenting Laura” – The people on your facebook that comment and like almost everyone’s status. You scroll down your news feeds and this persons name just keeps popping up.

4. “Foreign Falgu” – The immigrants that can barely speak English. They are from a country thousands of miles away from you and you have 0 mutual friends with them, making you wonder how they found you.

5. “Can’t Type Tommy” – The people that speak perfect English in person but on facebook have zero grammar. I mean I know it’s facebook and you want to communicate rapidly, but typing words like “stoopid” instead of “stupid” is just stupid.

6. “Expanding My Network Nick” – The people that add you (Mostly rappers or people that have some kind of movement that involves a lot of people) that you don’t know, but you have many mutual friends with them. You ask them who they are then they tell you… “Hey I’m DJ. Facebook, im just expanding my network”.

7. “Photoshop Phalicia” – The people on your facebook that edit every picture they take. Most of their pictures they are either glowing white or there is sometype of blur around it, they can make themselves look like models in pictures, but in real life it's the opposite.

8. “Stealthy Steve” – The people on your facebook that talk constantly and have many statuses, but when you see them in real life, they don’t say a word. It’s like they are a different person.

9. “No Internet Nelson” – The people on your facebook that don’t go on facebook that often, but when they get a hold of a computer they take over your news feeds with random statuses, games, and quizes. They then comment and like everyones status like they will never see a computer again.

10. “Facebook Addict Adam” – The people that talk about facebook even when they are away from the computer. They constantly think about what their next status will be. If they have facebook mobile your life could be a living hell.

11. “Mobile Uploading Ubert” – The people on your facebook that can upload pictures through their phone. They abuse it by taking pictures of random stupidness that no one wants to see.

12. “Name Changing Charles” – The people on your facebook that constantly change their facebook name. You look in your friends list and think, “When did I add this guy”, and then you realize its just one of your friends.

13. “No Wall John” – The people on your facebook that have no wall. You want to communicate with them but you don’t want to inbox and they are not on chat, so you decide to write on their wall only to find out that they took it off.

14. “Dan The Diciple” – The people on your facebook that constantly have quotes from the bible as a status. Most of them are hypocrites when it comes to following the bible.

15. “Inbox Jams Justin” – The people on your facebook that constantly invite you to go to jams. It comes to the point where you don’t even open the message no more you just delete it.

16. “Like My Own Status Larry” – The people on your facebook that like every single post they have. You think to yourself, “You don’t have to like your post for me to know that you like it”.

17. “Same Picture Sally” – The people on your facebook that have many pictures of them selves. As you’re going through their pictures you see many of the exsact same pictures. “Sally” is usually bestfriends with “Phalicia”.

18. “Emo Elmo” – The people on your facebook that seem to be very emotional, they are always angry and “stressed”. They normally have statuses like “**** everyone” and “No body ****ing talk to me right now I’m pissed off”. Usually they claim they have haters, when nobody even notices them.

19. “Pin Me Percy” – The people on your facebook that have a Black Berry, so they constantly remind you to pin them.

20. “Ugly Betty” – The people on your facebook that are not very attractive, but they have hundreths of pictures of them selves thinking they are dime.

21. “Lava Life Lewis” – The people that add you as a friend then inbox’s you asking for your name and number, and if you would like to “chill”.

22. “Facebook Chat Gilbert” – The people on your facebook that are on facebook chat 24/7, and respond right away making you think, “Does this person have a life?”

23. “No Picture Perry” – The people that add you as a friend then you wonder who they are because instead of pictures of themselves, they have pictures of cars, rappers, and professional athletes. You later ask them who they are? Only to find out that they are a close friend.

24. “Facebook Commentator Carl” – The people on your facebook that seem to have statuses only when sports are on TV. From the beginning of the sport, until the end, they will tell you everything that’s happening VIA status, thus taking over your news feeds.

25. “Aunt Jemima” – The people on your facebook that are family. You want to put a status up, but you can’t because “Aunt Jemima” will see and your innocence from her point of view will be removed.

26. “Obsessive Silvia” – The people on your facebook that are obsessed with their boyfriend/girlfriend, and constantly have statuses about how they will never break up, blah blah blah. They even log on to their boyfriend/girlfriends account, put up a status, then go back on their account and comment or like it.

27. “Relationship Changing Roxanne” – The people on your facebook that change their relationship status constantly. One minute they are married, the next it’s complicated, then the next they are single. You think to your self, “Either you are begging for attention, or you’re just a ****ing slut”.

28. “Words Of Wisdom Richard” – The people on your facebook that steal quotes from google, and then use it as their status.

29. “No Status Stacy” – The People on your facebook that play games on facebook, but have never had a status

30. “Happy Birth Day Harris” – The people on your facebook that seem to only log on to wish other people happy birthdays.

31. "Complaining Carly" - The people on your facebook that always complain about boys/girls through statuses. They will put up statuses like "Why do guys cheat/Why do girls cheat.", when really they are just talking bout one person.