1000th thread

[Morphius04]

This is the 1000th thread in this forum. Care to say a few words anyone?

[bruffterman]

pointless locked? lol

[Morphius04]

Wondered if anyone had any ideas on what to turn the special 1000th thread into? Tribute to exceem? funny pics?

[Morphius04]

Please dont lock and get annoyed at me....

[bruffterman]

ummmm eeeeew!

[Morphius04]

o btw... email i got....

Instructions for cleaning the toilet:



1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal
shampoo.



2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving
in the direction of the toilet.



3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close
the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.



4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate
plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the
toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.



5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the "Power-wash"
pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.



6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is
between the toilet and the front door.



7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet
lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will
be moving from the toilet to the front door.



8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.

[Morphius04]

please note, I dont have a cat and would not harm an animal in anyway nerh i am actually against animal cruelty but this is funny, just curious if anyone would post video of it hehe joke again.

[mrplow]

this thread delivers

[Simon]

Oooo ive got something to say:







If your gonna spam the 1000th thread please leave it to the pros...








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