eXceem - Coming Soon: eXceem Podcast Xmas Special

the_icks · 03-12-06, 09:03 PM

12 days of exceemas

on the 12th day of exceemas my forum gave to me 12 pms awaiting

11 paypals owing
10 auctions starting
9 traders trading
8 members joining
7 newbies spamming
6 greens a-getting
5 freebie things
4 conga lines
3 sticky threads
2 ebay bans

and assistance getting my freebie

god my head hurts after making that scan!!

Simon · 03-12-06, 09:10 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL - enough said!

Miles · 03-12-06, 09:11 PM

Brillent mate! top marks!

Can i ask at this point, who would be up for "singing" a few lines?

You will be rewarded

Simon · 03-12-06, 09:39 PM

Freebie Wonderland!

Exceem is singing, are you listening?
on the forum, the posts are glistening
A beautiful sight,
as MrFree gets in a fight
walking in a freebie wonderland.

Gone away is the Genius Team,
here to stay is Real Incentives
Exceem sings this song,
as we post pictures of the first eXceem thong,
walking in a freebie wonderland.

In a thread we see a scammer,
in another we have a spammer
As everyone recieves a freebie,
we all have a chat
walking in a freebie wonderland.

When ebay bans us all
for breaking every rule
We wont give a dam, as we are a great gang?
walking in a freebie wonderland.

Walking in a freebie wonderland,
walking in a freebie wonderland.

Merry Chrismas eXceem!

mozfadz · 03-12-06, 09:44 PM

I'd 'sing', it'd be a laugh

All the poems are awesome. well written

the_icks · 03-12-06, 10:04 PM

while owners update their sites at night
with Moet all around
all eyes were on the freebie threads
to save another pound
'updated' said he for mighty dread
had seized their freebie minds
glad tidings of more greens we bring
for you and all your kind

Kikixx · 06-12-06, 09:46 AM

We've gone from Kangaroo's with some serious diarrhea to singing christmas carols about freebies in the space of two pages. Not to mention stopping off to talk about crocodile penis and Miles being boiled.

Impressive!

goodapollo · 06-12-06, 10:53 AM

lol, good stuff! Here's my eXcmas carol entry

'We Three Owners'

We three owners of freebie sites are,
MrFree, Dunstan and Woostar.
Greens a-mounting, offer touting,
Working with Trade Doublar.

[Chorus:]
O Freebie wonder, Freebie site,
Greens updated everynight.
And one misleading soon-be-bleeding
Rip-off merchant theiving sh*te.

Dunstan is a really nice chap,
His network's had the slightest mishap.
Kept us informed so that we were forewarned,
Didn't spout off any cr*p.

[Chorus]

MrFree on the other hand
His disappearance seems foreplanned.
Schoolboy schemer took exceemers
For a good couple of grand.

[Chorus]

Woostar and icks are now on the case
icks turned out to be an investigative ace
Payday's coming, Saul will be running
If he doesn't cough up post-haste

[Chorus]

Woostar is a really big duck
And he wants to rough Saulman up.
Or tell the taxman (or Jeremy Paxman,
who probably wouldn't give a f*ck)

O Freebie wonder, Freebie site,
Greens updated everynight.
And one misleading soon-be-bleeding
Rip-off merchant theiving sh*te.

...and so on...

lol the last verse is a bit odd I know, but couldn't think of much else to rhyme with taxman

sam51289 · 06-12-06, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goodapollo

lol, good stuff! Here's my eXcmas carol entry

'We Three Owners'

We three owners of freebie sites are,
MrFree, Dunstan and Woostar.
Greens a-mounting, offer touting,
Working with Trade Doublar.

[Chorus:]
O Freebie wonder, Freebie site,
Greens updated everynight.
And one misleading soon-be-bleeding
Rip-off merchant theiving sh*te.

Dunstan is a really nice chap,
His network's had the slightest mishap.
Kept us informed so that we were forewarned,
Didn't spout off any cr*p.

[Chorus]

MrFree on the other hand
His disappearance seems foreplanned.
Schoolboy schemer took exceemers
For a good couple of grand.

[Chorus]

Woostar and icks are now on the case
icks turned out to be an investigative ace
Payday's coming, Saul will be running
If he doesn't cough up post-haste

[Chorus]

Woostar is a really big duck
And he wants to rough Saulman up.
Or tell the taxman (or Jeremy Paxman,
who probably wouldn't give a f*ck)

O Freebie wonder, Freebie site,
Greens updated everynight.
And one misleading soon-be-bleeding
Rip-off merchant theiving sh*te.

...and so on...

lol the last verse is a bit odd I know, but couldn't think of much else to rhyme with taxman

I like it. Poems have to rhyme people.

goodapollo · 06-12-06, 11:05 AM

...slow day at the office...

O Come All Ye Greenful

O come all ye Greenful,
Joyful and triumphant
O come ye, o co-ome ye
To cash them all in.
Come verify them
Make sure they're all legi-ti-mate
O come, please let us order
O come, please let us order
O come, please let us or-r-der,
Don't go on hold!

Kikixx · 06-12-06, 06:37 PM

goodapollo = genius

kik

Bazza · 06-12-06, 06:43 PM

LMAO those are amazing, please someone needs to get these sang and broadcasted!

Miles · 06-12-06, 07:02 PM

loving them guys bloody excellent

Simon · 06-12-06, 07:17 PM

Brilliant, we can put them on a cd and make millions! Muhahahahhahahaaa

All we need is miles contribution to the exceem xmas song book

Mr Maybs · 08-12-06, 11:04 PM

lol, fantastic guys!!!

chigley · 19-12-06, 01:18 PM

These are all fantastic! Love them!

Bizk1d1 · 19-12-06, 05:12 PM

Ok so xmas in on monday, weres this podcast??

Also please can it be like a direct download from the site and not on itunes like last time??

03-12-06, 09:03 PM	#21
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Simon I HATE LOVEFiLM PENDINGS! Join Date: May 2005 Location: London Posts: 5,312 Thanks: 640 Thanked 531 Times in 476 Posts	Re: Coming Soon: eXceem Podcast Xmas Special LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL - enough said! __________________ *Viewing as a guest?? Click here to join the forum (Its FREE!!)* Spoiler Received 20gb iPod (FP), iPod in-ear earphones (MFG), iPod nano 4gb (FP), £100 PayPal (FG), £150 Capital Bonds (FP), Canon Ixus 800IS (FP), Noise Magnets (FM), 2 mopod's (FF4U), DSLite + game (FJ), TomTom One V4 (FJ), £12 amazon GC (FJ), Pure DAB One (FJ), Planet earth HD DVD (FJ), Cordless strimmer (FJ), 2gb microSD (FJ), £25 BT (FJ), FamilyGuy 1-6 (FJ), iPod nano 8gb (FJ), Creative earphones (FJ), Gavin & Stacey S1 (FJ), 360 Stuff (FJ), £645 BT (FJ), PS3 80GB (IN), DS3 (IN), £100 BT (FJ), Wii and Mario Kart (FJ), Dyson Ball (FJ), LV S3 (FJ), PlayTV (FJ), £10 GC (FJ), £10 GC (FJ), SE K770i + 2gb M2, SonicBomb alarm clock + Coin saving jar (FJ), £102 BT (FJ), iPod shuffle 1gb (FF4U), £399.99 BT (FJ), Samsung NC10 (FJ), 320GB HDD + enclosure (FJ) Total Recieved = £4077 Free iPhone, Free PS3, Free Wii, Free 360, Free TomTom, Free HDTV and more! dontpayapenny
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03-12-06, 09:11 PM	#23
Miles Administrator Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,707 Thanks: 85 Thanked 131 Times in 50 Posts	Re: Coming Soon: eXceem Podcast Xmas Special Brillent mate! top marks! Can i ask at this point, who would be up for "singing" a few lines? You will be rewarded __________________ Recieved iPod Nano 8GB \| iPhone \| 120GB iPod \| Macbook Pro \| 80GB iPod \| iPod Touch \| Samsung 42" \| 80GB PS3 \| Wii (x3) \| Macbook \| Mac Mini \| Xbox 360 \| 4GB Nano \| 80GB iPod \| Mac Mini \| iPod Shuffle 1GB \| Macbook \| Xbox 360 \| LG 800 Chocolate Phone \| DS Game \| 2GB iPod Nano \| Samsung 17" HDTV \| Canon Pixma MP500 \| 1GB Shuffle \| iPod Video 30Gb \| Canon IXUS 750 \| iPod Mini \| Namco 5-in-1 Arcade Classics \| iPod 20GB \| Skype VOip Phone \| In Ear Headphones \| iPod Nano 4GB \| iPod Nano 2GB \| Nano Tubes \| Nintendo DS \| £2,220 Cash www.designbyaltitude.com
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03-12-06, 09:39 PM	#24
Simon I HATE LOVEFiLM PENDINGS! Join Date: May 2005 Location: London Posts: 5,312 Thanks: 640 Thanked 531 Times in 476 Posts	Re: Coming Soon: eXceem Podcast Xmas Special Freebie Wonderland! Exceem is singing, are you listening? on the forum, the posts are glistening A beautiful sight, as MrFree gets in a fight walking in a freebie wonderland. Gone away is the Genius Team, here to stay is Real Incentives Exceem sings this song, as we post pictures of the first eXceem thong, walking in a freebie wonderland. In a thread we see a scammer, in another we have a spammer As everyone recieves a freebie, we all have a chat walking in a freebie wonderland. When ebay bans us all for breaking every rule We wont give a dam, as we are a great gang? walking in a freebie wonderland. Walking in a freebie wonderland, walking in a freebie wonderland. Merry Chrismas eXceem! __________________ *Viewing as a guest?? Click here to join the forum (Its FREE!!)* Spoiler Received 20gb iPod (FP), iPod in-ear earphones (MFG), iPod nano 4gb (FP), £100 PayPal (FG), £150 Capital Bonds (FP), Canon Ixus 800IS (FP), Noise Magnets (FM), 2 mopod's (FF4U), DSLite + game (FJ), TomTom One V4 (FJ), £12 amazon GC (FJ), Pure DAB One (FJ), Planet earth HD DVD (FJ), Cordless strimmer (FJ), 2gb microSD (FJ), £25 BT (FJ), FamilyGuy 1-6 (FJ), iPod nano 8gb (FJ), Creative earphones (FJ), Gavin & Stacey S1 (FJ), 360 Stuff (FJ), £645 BT (FJ), PS3 80GB (IN), DS3 (IN), £100 BT (FJ), Wii and Mario Kart (FJ), Dyson Ball (FJ), LV S3 (FJ), PlayTV (FJ), £10 GC (FJ), £10 GC (FJ), SE K770i + 2gb M2, SonicBomb alarm clock + Coin saving jar (FJ), £102 BT (FJ), iPod shuffle 1gb (FF4U), £399.99 BT (FJ), Samsung NC10 (FJ), 320GB HDD + enclosure (FJ) Total Recieved = £4077 Free iPhone, Free PS3, Free Wii, Free 360, Free TomTom, Free HDTV and more! dontpayapenny Last edited by Simon; 03-12-06 at 09:44 PM..
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mozfadz iBook Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Leeds Posts: 2,177 Thanks: 39 Thanked 112 Times in 105 Posts	Re: Coming Soon: eXceem Podcast Xmas Special I'd 'sing', it'd be a laugh All the poems are awesome. well written __________________ What I've got so far... Spoiler \| $275 Paypal \| $50 Paypal \| Sony PSP White Value pack \| Sony PSP Black \| White DS Lite \| Logitech Webcam \| Need for Speed PSP \| White iPod Nano 2GB \| Black iPod Nano \| xBox 360 \| Motorola v3i \| Babyliss Hair Straightener \| DNKY Bag \| Pink Sony PSP \| xbox 360 core \| xbox 360 games x 4 \| 4gb iPod nano blue\| £15 paypal \| £70 High Street Voucher \| LG chocolate \| Motorola V3 Pink \| Magnets \| £250 paypal \| Nintendo Wii \| Wii play \| 42" Samsung HDTV \| Nintendo Wii \| iPod Touch 16gb \| Samsung D900i Pink \|
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the_icks Mini Mac Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,247 Thanks: 466 Thanked 822 Times in 628 Posts	Re: Coming Soon: eXceem Podcast Xmas Special while owners update their sites at night with Moet all around all eyes were on the freebie threads to save another pound 'updated' said he for mighty dread had seized their freebie minds glad tidings of more greens we bring for you and all your kind __________________
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06-12-06, 10:53 AM	#28
goodapollo iPod 20gb Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Merseyside Posts: 559 Thanks: 47 Thanked 35 Times in 30 Posts	Re: Coming Soon: eXceem Podcast Xmas Special lol, good stuff! Here's my eXcmas carol entry 'We Three Owners' We three owners of freebie sites are, MrFree, Dunstan and Woostar. Greens a-mounting, offer touting, Working with Trade Doublar. [Chorus:] O Freebie wonder, Freebie site, Greens updated everynight. And one misleading soon-be-bleeding Rip-off merchant theiving shte. Dunstan is a really nice chap, His network's had the slightest mishap. Kept us informed so that we were forewarned, Didn't spout off any crp. [Chorus] MrFree on the other hand His disappearance seems foreplanned. Schoolboy schemer took exceemers For a good couple of grand. [Chorus] Woostar and icks are now on the case icks turned out to be an investigative ace Payday's coming, Saul will be running If he doesn't cough up post-haste [Chorus] Woostar is a really big duck And he wants to rough Saulman up. Or tell the taxman (or Jeremy Paxman, who probably wouldn't give a fck) O Freebie wonder, Freebie site, Greens updated everynight. And one misleading soon-be-bleeding Rip-off merchant theiving shte. ...and so on... lol the last verse is a bit odd I know, but couldn't think of much else to rhyme with taxman __________________ Working on apple.realincentives - 133/22/16 ForFree4U - 0/0/29 Received NFS Carbon (xbox360) - ForFree4U Competition prize xbox 360 - 360giveaway (1/12/06) Sony PSP - gameconsolegiveaway (1/12/06) 8gb iPod nano - ipodnanogiveaway (1/12/06) Nintendo Wii - wiiforfree (19/12/06) let's trade!
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goodapollo iPod 20gb Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Merseyside Posts: 559 Thanks: 47 Thanked 35 Times in 30 Posts	Re: Coming Soon: eXceem Podcast Xmas Special ...slow day at the office... O Come All Ye Greenful O come all ye Greenful, Joyful and triumphant O come ye, o co-ome ye To cash them all in. Come verify them Make sure they're all legi-ti-mate O come, please let us order O come, please let us order O come, please let us or-r-der, Don't go on hold! __________________ Working on apple.realincentives - 133/22/16 ForFree4U - 0/0/29 Received NFS Carbon (xbox360) - ForFree4U Competition prize xbox 360 - 360giveaway (1/12/06) Sony PSP - gameconsolegiveaway (1/12/06) 8gb iPod nano - ipodnanogiveaway (1/12/06) Nintendo Wii - wiiforfree (19/12/06) let's trade!
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Simon I HATE LOVEFiLM PENDINGS! Join Date: May 2005 Location: London Posts: 5,312 Thanks: 640 Thanked 531 Times in 476 Posts	Re: Coming Soon: eXceem Podcast Xmas Special Brilliant, we can put them on a cd and make millions! Muhahahahhahahaaa All we need is miles contribution to the exceem xmas song book __________________ *Viewing as a guest?? Click here to join the forum (Its FREE!!)* Spoiler Received 20gb iPod (FP), iPod in-ear earphones (MFG), iPod nano 4gb (FP), £100 PayPal (FG), £150 Capital Bonds (FP), Canon Ixus 800IS (FP), Noise Magnets (FM), 2 mopod's (FF4U), DSLite + game (FJ), TomTom One V4 (FJ), £12 amazon GC (FJ), Pure DAB One (FJ), Planet earth HD DVD (FJ), Cordless strimmer (FJ), 2gb microSD (FJ), £25 BT (FJ), FamilyGuy 1-6 (FJ), iPod nano 8gb (FJ), Creative earphones (FJ), Gavin & Stacey S1 (FJ), 360 Stuff (FJ), £645 BT (FJ), PS3 80GB (IN), DS3 (IN), £100 BT (FJ), Wii and Mario Kart (FJ), Dyson Ball (FJ), LV S3 (FJ), PlayTV (FJ), £10 GC (FJ), £10 GC (FJ), SE K770i + 2gb M2, SonicBomb alarm clock + Coin saving jar (FJ), £102 BT (FJ), iPod shuffle 1gb (FF4U), £399.99 BT (FJ), Samsung NC10 (FJ), 320GB HDD + enclosure (FJ) Total Recieved = £4077 Free iPhone, Free PS3, Free Wii, Free 360, Free TomTom, Free HDTV and more! dontpayapenny
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