Darius Tim

Dim Tim · 28-06-07, 05:07 PM

DariusTim is a member of eXceem.

His hobbies include bum-spanking, making an annoying, high pitched and evil laugh, followed by a large belch. He then foams puss at the mouth for the rest of the day, then goes to sleep. In the morning, he resumes him bum-spanking. Yesterday, poor Jon was the victim of this, and he says his next target is emma. So watch out, emma!

Having joined on 18th of October, Darius has became a regular poster on eXceem, wasting his life for nearly 5 hours a day.

To date, Darius has received the following:

Xbox 360 Loaded - 360giveaway.co.uk
PlayStation 3 - SonyPS3giveaway.co.uk
FIFA 07 & 12 Months Live Subscription - Consoles Incentives
£179.99 Amazon Voucher - WiiForFree
£250 Paypal - Freeclickz
£99.99 Amazon Voucher - ForFree4U
Black Ipod Nano 8GB - Apple Incentives
£179.00 Amazon Voucher - Wii.Giveaway.co.uk

To find out more about Darius, please visit /\ Timothy The Man /\I Love Men <swansea-tim> or press Ctrl+F4 to be automatically redirected to that site.

Darius Tim used to spend 5 hours a day playing with Barbie dolls and pretending that he was marrying Barbie and Ken. Darius pretended he liked Ken but deep down he was extremely jealous of him. One day the jealousy reached it's peak and Darius put Ken in the microwave and reduced him to a puddle.

Darius then married Barbie but shortly went out of pocket as he was always forking out for Barbie to have more plastic surgery. Barbie then left Darius and married Malibu Stacey. Darius' life soon went into the gutter and started supporting Liverpool. Then Darius found exceem and his life started to become more worthwhile. Sadly, he hasn't realised his error in supporting Liverpool yet but the story will go on.

Darius holds the distinction of being the member who leaves most often but returns 5 minutes later. Infact, "do a Darius" has become a familiar term on exceem by members who think about leaving exceem......but not for very long.

He was also the only person in the UK to complete freecondoms.com back in 2000, but to date all 100 have remained sealed (accept that one he tried to turn into a balloon giraffe...).

He also has every member of Exceem on MSN (Sad Git)

Darius was born a woman called Daisy in 1928 but due to extensive hormone replacement is now a 14 year old boy.

Unfortunately he was not able to pursue his previously succesful career with the Bangkok Lady Boys...

And has since moved on to perform in such stage shows as Queen, Jerry Springer, and Moulin Rouge

Unfortunately our friend Darius Tim is actually a fraud, that's right, a fraud - he's actually Tony Blair under a pseudonym - Mornin' Tone.

You can also meet Tim on the street corner, and goes by the name of Tammy

Major Update to Darius's LIFE : Life changing moment for Darius as he awaits Barry a.k.a Bazza to add him on MSN.. to complete his eXceem people collection

Welshgirl07 has been warned as to Tims voracious appetite for the opposite sex... patrolling the streets of Swansea in his 3 wheel shagmobile!

WARNING:
Darius Tim will speak his mind. Do not be offended! He is not racist or prejudice, just hates everyone equally.

Current Status : Darius Time is currently wanted by a new branch of the UN, Darius is being hunted by the UNSCF (United Nations Spammer Catching Force) for crimes against the internet.

WARNING: Do not approach this web user, he is reported to have special football hooliganism powers and is not afraid to use them. If you see him online contact the UNSCF immediately.

UPDATED Current Status: Darius is currently on a world-wide spammer catching trip. He's currently resiign in Tumbaktu, Nigeria. To date, he has managed to catch well know spammers such as "Joel Kenny" and "Saul Page" and is currently working on the MFG case under the code name "...MFGFGFGF5483128fasfdw5239519515812865125260262 8fagsghsaqths..."

He will report back with his findings asap.

Now back to the studio, Geoff

Snare · 28-06-07, 05:14 PM

Ctrl+F4 - who will do that I wonder

Bazza · 28-06-07, 05:19 PM

Oh wait, there's more.

Dim Tim · 28-06-07, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bazza

Oh wait, there's more.

so you're the childish one lol :P

Bazza · 28-06-07, 05:28 PM

Tehe, couldn't resist

Bazza · 28-06-07, 06:04 PM

lol @ arctic!

Dim Tim · 28-06-07, 06:09 PM

haha we were talking about someone leaving eXceem a while ago on MSN, and one of us said "He's gonna do a Darius" lol...

think it might have been FurbasticM we were talking about lol

mattflower · 28-06-07, 07:06 PM

I did the ctrl+F4

Didn't know that one

Bazza · 28-06-07, 09:56 PM

Hard luck Matt.

Simon

Dim Tim · 28-06-07, 10:05 PM

and Detox lol

ravness · 28-06-07, 10:11 PM

Dim Tim · 28-06-07, 10:13 PM

hope you're enjoying it at least half as much as I am

LOL!

moviedrome · 28-06-07, 10:14 PM

This is GREAT!

Bazza · 28-06-07, 10:15 PM

Haha I'm surprised it's still up!

I just realised something though, I don't have you on MSN????

What's going on???

(Loving the way the tag hasn't been edited

)

moviedrome · 28-06-07, 10:17 PM

Dunno - you're offline according to my screen - you've blocked me

support@freebiejeebies.co.uk for Me
or freebiejeebiessupport@hotmail.co.uk for Alex (although she's never on there, doesn't pull her weight that one! :P)

Dim Tim · 28-06-07, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bazza

Haha I'm surprised it's still up!

I just realised something though, I don't have you on MSN????

What's going on???

(Loving the way the tag hasn't been edited

)

BAZZA

How dare you

add now

and check the tags again

Dim Tim · 28-06-07, 10:25 PM

This is like the most popular thread on eXceem..

Surprised Ian haven't said anything about me

Bazza · 28-06-07, 10:31 PM

I will as soon as I get onto my laptop, if I try to open msn on this old machine it might explode. I'm going to the shower now because I'm just back from a very wet game of football

Quote:

Originally Posted by DariusTim

and check the tags again

We'll see.

Edit: looking at that article again, what the heck have I started!

Dim Tim · 28-06-07, 10:33 PM

So in norther ireland they play football in a swimming pool ?

Bazza · 28-06-07, 10:35 PM

Of course! We have to share with the swimming club, we are still a charity country in the EU!

28-06-07, 05:07 PM	#1
Dim Tim Mini Mac Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Swansea Posts: 5,583	Darius Tim DariusTim is a member of eXceem. His hobbies include bum-spanking, making an annoying, high pitched and evil laugh, followed by a large belch. He then foams puss at the mouth for the rest of the day, then goes to sleep. In the morning, he resumes him bum-spanking. Yesterday, poor Jon was the victim of this, and he says his next target is emma. So watch out, emma! Having joined on 18th of October, Darius has became a regular poster on eXceem, wasting his life for nearly 5 hours a day. To date, Darius has received the following: Xbox 360 Loaded - 360giveaway.co.uk PlayStation 3 - SonyPS3giveaway.co.uk FIFA 07 & 12 Months Live Subscription - Consoles Incentives £179.99 Amazon Voucher - WiiForFree £250 Paypal - Freeclickz £99.99 Amazon Voucher - ForFree4U Black Ipod Nano 8GB - Apple Incentives £179.00 Amazon Voucher - Wii.Giveaway.co.uk To find out more about Darius, please visit /\ Timothy The Man /\I Love Men <swansea-tim> or press Ctrl+F4 to be automatically redirected to that site. Darius Tim used to spend 5 hours a day playing with Barbie dolls and pretending that he was marrying Barbie and Ken. Darius pretended he liked Ken but deep down he was extremely jealous of him. One day the jealousy reached it's peak and Darius put Ken in the microwave and reduced him to a puddle. Darius then married Barbie but shortly went out of pocket as he was always forking out for Barbie to have more plastic surgery. Barbie then left Darius and married Malibu Stacey. Darius' life soon went into the gutter and started supporting Liverpool. Then Darius found exceem and his life started to become more worthwhile. Sadly, he hasn't realised his error in supporting Liverpool yet but the story will go on. Darius holds the distinction of being the member who leaves most often but returns 5 minutes later. Infact, "do a Darius" has become a familiar term on exceem by members who think about leaving exceem......but not for very long. He was also the only person in the UK to complete freecondoms.com back in 2000, but to date all 100 have remained sealed (accept that one he tried to turn into a balloon giraffe...). He also has every member of Exceem on MSN (Sad Git) Darius was born a woman called Daisy in 1928 but due to extensive hormone replacement is now a 14 year old boy. Unfortunately he was not able to pursue his previously succesful career with the Bangkok Lady Boys... And has since moved on to perform in such stage shows as Queen, Jerry Springer, and Moulin Rouge Unfortunately our friend Darius Tim is actually a fraud, that's right, a fraud - he's actually Tony Blair under a pseudonym - Mornin' Tone. You can also meet Tim on the street corner, and goes by the name of Tammy Major Update to Darius's LIFE : Life changing moment for Darius as he awaits Barry a.k.a Bazza to add him on MSN.. to complete his eXceem people collection Welshgirl07 has been warned as to Tims voracious appetite for the opposite sex... patrolling the streets of Swansea in his 3 wheel shagmobile! WARNING: Darius Tim will speak his mind. Do not be offended! He is not racist or prejudice, just hates everyone equally. Current Status : Darius Time is currently wanted by a new branch of the UN, Darius is being hunted by the UNSCF (United Nations Spammer Catching Force) for crimes against the internet. WARNING: Do not approach this web user, he is reported to have special football hooliganism powers and is not afraid to use them. If you see him online contact the UNSCF immediately. UPDATED Current Status: Darius is currently on a world-wide spammer catching trip. He's currently resiign in Tumbaktu, Nigeria. To date, he has managed to catch well know spammers such as "Joel Kenny" and "Saul Page" and is currently working on the MFG case under the code name "...MFGFGFGF5483128fasfdw5239519515812865125260262 8fagsghsaqths..." He will report back with his findings asap. Now back to the studio, Geoff Last edited by Dim Tim; 13-08-08 at 03:27 PM..

28-06-07, 05:14 PM	#2
Snare BANNED Join Date: May 2007 Location: East Yorkshire Posts: 841	Re: Darius Tim Ctrl+F4 - who will do that I wonder

28-06-07, 05:19 PM	#3
Bazza Mini Mac Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 7,543	Re: Darius Tim Oh wait, there's more.

28-06-07, 05:28 PM	#5
Bazza Mini Mac Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 7,543	Re: Darius Tim Tehe, couldn't resist

28-06-07, 06:04 PM	#6
Bazza Mini Mac Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 7,543	Re: Darius Tim lol @ arctic!

28-06-07, 06:09 PM	#7
Dim Tim Mini Mac Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Swansea Posts: 5,583	Re: Darius Tim haha we were talking about someone leaving eXceem a while ago on MSN, and one of us said "He's gonna do a Darius" lol... think it might have been FurbasticM we were talking about lol __________________ Previously known as DariusTim Total Received: £9145

28-06-07, 07:06 PM	#8
mattflower iBook Join Date: May 2006 Location: Essex Posts: 2,189	Re: Darius Tim I did the ctrl+F4 Didn't know that one __________________

28-06-07, 09:56 PM	#9
Bazza Mini Mac Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 7,543	Re: Darius Tim Hard luck Matt. Simon

28-06-07, 10:05 PM	#10
Dim Tim Mini Mac Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Swansea Posts: 5,583	Re: Darius Tim and Detox lol __________________ Previously known as DariusTim Total Received: £9145

28-06-07, 10:11 PM	#11
ravness iPod 20gb Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: London Posts: 800	Re: Darius Tim Lol!

28-06-07, 10:13 PM	#12
Dim Tim Mini Mac Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Swansea Posts: 5,583	Re: Darius Tim hope you're enjoying it at least half as much as I am LOL! __________________ Previously known as DariusTim Total Received: £9145

28-06-07, 10:14 PM	#13
moviedrome FJ Network Owner Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,601	Re: Darius Tim This is GREAT! __________________ freebiejeebies Consoles \| Apple \| HDTV \| PS3 \| Mobiles \| Sports \| Gadgets \| Points \| Gifts \| Select Supported Network of the Year 2008 & 2009 & 2010 & 2011 Network Staff Member of the Year 2009 & 2011 (joint) Supported Network of the Year (Design) 2008 New and Unproven Network of the Year 2007

28-06-07, 10:15 PM	#14
Bazza Mini Mac Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 7,543	Re: Darius Tim Haha I'm surprised it's still up! I just realised something though, I don't have you on MSN???? What's going on??? (Loving the way the tag hasn't been edited )

28-06-07, 10:17 PM	#15
moviedrome FJ Network Owner Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 6,601	Re: Darius Tim Dunno - you're offline according to my screen - you've blocked me support@freebiejeebies.co.uk for Me or freebiejeebiessupport@hotmail.co.uk for Alex (although she's never on there, doesn't pull her weight that one! :P) __________________ freebiejeebies Consoles \| Apple \| HDTV \| PS3 \| Mobiles \| Sports \| Gadgets \| Points \| Gifts \| Select Supported Network of the Year 2008 & 2009 & 2010 & 2011 Network Staff Member of the Year 2009 & 2011 (joint) Supported Network of the Year (Design) 2008 New and Unproven Network of the Year 2007

28-06-07, 10:25 PM	#17
Dim Tim Mini Mac Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Swansea Posts: 5,583	Re: Darius Tim This is like the most popular thread on eXceem.. Surprised Ian haven't said anything about me __________________ Previously known as DariusTim Total Received: £9145

28-06-07, 10:33 PM	#19
Dim Tim Mini Mac Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Swansea Posts: 5,583	Re: Darius Tim So in norther ireland they play football in a swimming pool ? __________________ Previously known as DariusTim Total Received: £9145

28-06-07, 10:35 PM	#20
Bazza Mini Mac Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 7,543	Re: Darius Tim Of course! We have to share with the swimming club, we are still a charity country in the EU!

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