Darius Tim

DariusTim is a member of eXceem.

His hobbies include bum-spanking, making an annoying, high pitched and evil laugh, followed by a large belch. He then foams puss at the mouth for the rest of the day, then goes to sleep. In the morning, he resumes him bum-spanking. Yesterday, poor Jon was the victim of this, and he says his next target is emma. So watch out, emma!

Having joined on 18th of October, Darius has became a regular poster on eXceem, wasting his life for nearly 5 hours a day.

To date, Darius has received the following:

Xbox 360 Loaded - 360giveaway.co.uk
PlayStation 3 - SonyPS3giveaway.co.uk
FIFA 07 & 12 Months Live Subscription - Consoles Incentives
£179.99 Amazon Voucher - WiiForFree
£250 Paypal - Freeclickz
£99.99 Amazon Voucher - ForFree4U
Black Ipod Nano 8GB - Apple Incentives
£179.00 Amazon Voucher - Wii.Giveaway.co.uk


To find out more about Darius, please visit /\ Timothy The Man /\I Love Men <swansea-tim> or press Ctrl+F4 to be automatically redirected to that site.

Darius Tim used to spend 5 hours a day playing with Barbie dolls and pretending that he was marrying Barbie and Ken. Darius pretended he liked Ken but deep down he was extremely jealous of him. One day the jealousy reached it's peak and Darius put Ken in the microwave and reduced him to a puddle.

Darius then married Barbie but shortly went out of pocket as he was always forking out for Barbie to have more plastic surgery. Barbie then left Darius and married Malibu Stacey. Darius' life soon went into the gutter and started supporting Liverpool. Then Darius found exceem and his life started to become more worthwhile. Sadly, he hasn't realised his error in supporting Liverpool yet but the story will go on.

Darius holds the distinction of being the member who leaves most often but returns 5 minutes later. Infact, "do a Darius" has become a familiar term on exceem by members who think about leaving exceem......but not for very long.

He was also the only person in the UK to complete freecondoms.com back in 2000, but to date all 100 have remained sealed (accept that one he tried to turn into a balloon giraffe...).

He also has every member of Exceem on MSN (Sad Git)

Darius was born a woman called Daisy in 1928 but due to extensive hormone replacement is now a 14 year old boy.

Unfortunately he was not able to pursue his previously succesful career with the Bangkok Lady Boys...

And has since moved on to perform in such stage shows as Queen, Jerry Springer, and Moulin Rouge

Unfortunately our friend Darius Tim is actually a fraud, that's right, a fraud - he's actually Tony Blair under a pseudonym - Mornin' Tone.

You can also meet Tim on the street corner, and goes by the name of Tammy

Major Update to Darius's LIFE : Life changing moment for Darius as he awaits Barry a.k.a Bazza to add him on MSN.. to complete his eXceem people collection

Welshgirl07 has been warned as to Tims voracious appetite for the opposite sex... patrolling the streets of Swansea in his 3 wheel shagmobile!

WARNING:
Darius Tim will speak his mind. Do not be offended! He is not racist or prejudice, just hates everyone equally.

Current Status : Darius Time is currently wanted by a new branch of the UN, Darius is being hunted by the UNSCF (United Nations Spammer Catching Force) for crimes against the internet.

WARNING: Do not approach this web user, he is reported to have special football hooliganism powers and is not afraid to use them. If you see him online contact the UNSCF immediately.

UPDATED Current Status: Darius is currently on a world-wide spammer catching trip. He's currently resiign in Tumbaktu, Nigeria. To date, he has managed to catch well know spammers such as "Joel Kenny" and "Saul Page" and is currently working on the MFG case under the code name "...MFGFGFGF5483128fasfdw5239519515812865125260262 8fagsghsaqths..."

He will report back with his findings asap.

Now back to the studio, Geoff