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This is a discussion on Sweet but funny joke... Perhaps 18+ dunno :p within the Humour forums, part of the Off Topic category; Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. ...
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31-05-06, 05:04 PM
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 | Sweet but funny joke... Perhaps 18+ dunno :pLittle Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the sh * t out of him.. |
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31-05-06, 05:06 PM
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| Re: Sweet but funny joke... Perhaps 18+ dunno :pHaha! I don't think it really needs to be 18+, but thanks for the warning anyway. |
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31-05-06, 05:06 PM
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| Re: Sweet but funny joke... Perhaps 18+ dunno :pLOL nice one
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31-05-06, 06:07 PM
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 | Re: Sweet but funny joke... Perhaps 18+ dunno :pBrilliant.
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31-05-06, 07:29 PM
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12-07-06, 10:37 AM
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| Re: Sweet but funny joke... Perhaps 18+ dunno :plol, nice joke |
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12-07-06, 03:43 PM
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| Re: Sweet but funny joke... Perhaps 18+ dunno :pLol thats cool!  |
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12-07-06, 04:56 PM
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| Re: Sweet but funny joke... Perhaps 18+ dunno :pLol classic! |
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