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Old 30-05-06, 09:40 AM   #1
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How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to hijack the thread and ask how to change the horn
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
 
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Old 30-05-06, 10:51 AM   #2
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


You should space these points out more, makes it easier to read. Also you should start your sentances with a capital letter.
 
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Old 30-05-06, 10:56 AM   #3
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


Where are your full stops?
 
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Old 30-05-06, 11:10 AM   #4
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


Its hardly that bad, only a few spelling mistakes!!!!!!!!!
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Old 30-05-06, 11:20 AM   #5
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


well those first 2 posts are 2/7 so far!
 
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Old 30-05-06, 11:22 AM   #6
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


Rofl i cant decide whether they are actually slating me or just acting out the joke lol!
 
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Old 30-05-06, 11:54 AM   #7
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I think they are acting out the joke.
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Old 30-05-06, 02:55 PM   #8
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


Should this be moved to the "please correct grammar" section??
 
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Old 30-05-06, 02:58 PM   #9
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You should space these points out more, makes it easier to read. Also you should start your sentances with a capital letter.
Why? The sentences dont even start with a letter.
 
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Old 31-05-06, 05:47 PM   #10
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You should space these points out more, makes it easier to read. Also you should start your sentances with a capital letter.
That is "sentences" not "sentances".
 
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Old 31-05-06, 05:48 PM   #11
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Aren't light and bulb two seperate words anyway?
 
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Old 31-05-06, 06:00 PM   #12
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


please see here

http://www.ehow.com/how_370_change-lightbulb.html
 
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Old 31-05-06, 06:05 PM   #13
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lol, cant believe that page even exists.
 
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Anyway this forum isn't about light bulbs. Take it elsewhere please.
 
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Old 31-05-06, 06:07 PM   #15
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


Sorry to hijack this thread but i recently got a new horn, how would i change that?
 
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Old 31-05-06, 08:39 PM   #16
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


^^
Lol
This is actually quite similar to some forums I've been on.
 
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Old 31-05-06, 09:48 PM   #17
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


can we keep it to topic please, and no linking to other forums
 
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Old 31-05-06, 10:21 PM   #18
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


Saw this a couple of years ago.

Stuff like that does acually happen
 
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Old 31-05-06, 11:08 PM   #19
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Re: How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?


you forgot the 1 admin to ban the lot of them for being so useless and not bothering to eat carrots so they can see in the dark
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Lol
 
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