School Embarrassment

iEvoke · 01-01-12, 08:41 AM

This is probably embarrasing

but I'm going to share it, this story that you will always remember in your life

but anyway I was going to school just A regular and same routine day until my stomach was upset after eating brownies for breakfast and what not and urhhhh I really had to go to the bathroom so I raise my hand so she said I can go to the bathroom, it's all good so I went into the bathroom took you know #2 dump and urhhh... I look to the side, I look all every stoll and there was no TOILET paper! None, so I didn't know what to do and I was on A big hurry because class is about to start so you know I decided to run around naked looking for you know Toilet Paper so I run through the hallway and girls was looking at me and screaming, I was really embarrass and I got to the janitor office and she... let me have A Toilet Paper but she gave me the whole thing and run out screaming. Please don't tell my mum or dad please or else they will kill me... I'm begging you I would never share this story again so please please don't tell my mum.

goggz1888 · 01-01-12, 09:58 AM

this has got to be 1 of the weirdest posts i have read in a while LOL. personally tho i would have been using my boxers or pages out a book if there was no toilet paper rather than running around the halls naked ?

arcticfox · 01-01-12, 10:33 AM

okayyyyyyyyyy

**the_icks** · 01-01-12, 10:49 AM

What is more likely is that there was an embedded html link in the thread!

Why would somebody from Southampton talk in such americanisms?

Especially as the OP is an adult!

Cruelworld · 01-01-12, 10:49 AM

Hmmm ... There is a stick on my drive.
Must be off the fireworks.

iEvoke · 01-01-12, 11:02 AM

Just to let you guys know, this is my son story and he told me this story one night and I found it funny so I just want to share you all but some of the content is kinda exaggerate therefore, it's just A joke and humour so don't take it serious and personal.

LcLive · 01-01-12, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by iEvoke

Just to let you guys know, this is my son story and he told me this story one night and I found it funny so I just want to share you all but some of the content is kinda exaggerate therefore, it's just A joke and humour so don't take it serious and personal.

Lies.. The embarrassment is returning eh

mcgrou · 01-01-12, 12:16 PM

Th3lmuu90 · 01-01-12, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by iEvoke

so please please don't tell my mum.

Quote:

Originally Posted by iEvoke

Just to let you guys know, this is my son story

LOL, yeah, we believe it xD

FurbtasticM · 01-01-12, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by iEvoke

Just to let you guys know, this is my son story and he told me this story one night and I found it funny so I just want to share you all but some of the content is kinda exaggerate therefore, it's just A joke and humour so don't take it serious and personal.

You are 19, your son is how old exactly?

Sufiyan · 01-01-12, 03:25 PM

*facepalm* + *facepalm* = *double facepalm*

Mewstarz · 01-01-12, 03:50 PM

Lmao this is hilarious, why did you post this?

arcticfox · 01-01-12, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mewstarz

Lmao this is hilarious, why did you post this?

no idea but if it had been a real story, wouldnt you simply wait there til someone else came in and tell them to get loo roll?

goggz1888 · 01-01-12, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by arcticfox

no idea but if it had been a real story, wouldnt you simply wait there til someone else came in and tell them to get loo roll?

at school surely that would be a gamble. well would have been at mine lol like i says use the boxers and go commando

Diesel · 01-01-12, 05:15 PM

lol okay weird post.

He could have used the brown part at the end of the toilet paper to clean off and minimalise the poo, went through the day at school, then got home and cleaned up properly. Its times like these where your *ahem* son, has to think on his feet.

LcLive · 01-01-12, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by goggz1888

at school surely that would be a gamble. well would have been at mine lol like i says use the boxers and go commando

What if you were going commando already? o.O

goggz1888 · 01-01-12, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by LcLive

What if you were going commando already? o.O

socks

maybe best to go for this option depending on the boxers your wearing... its not like your gona use your good pair of Calvins

cono1717 · 01-01-12, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sufiyan

*facepalm* + *facepalm* = *double facepalm*

You just straight up slapped yourself

LcLive · 01-01-12, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goggz1888

socks

maybe best to go for this option depending on the boxers your wearing... its not like your gona use your good pair of Calvins

What if it was summer and you had flipflops on? (This could go on and on :P)

Ilikefree · 01-01-12, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by LcLive

What if it was summer and you had flipflops on? (This could go on and on :P)

since when could you wear flipflops at school

why would you want to wear flipflops at school?

01-01-12, 08:41 AM	#1
iEvoke iPod Shuffle Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: UK, Southampton Posts: 10	School Embarrassment This is probably embarrasing but I'm going to share it, this story that you will always remember in your life but anyway I was going to school just A regular and same routine day until my stomach was upset after eating brownies for breakfast and what not and urhhhh I really had to go to the bathroom so I raise my hand so she said I can go to the bathroom, it's all good so I went into the bathroom took you know #2 dump and urhhh... I look to the side, I look all every stoll and there was no TOILET paper! None, so I didn't know what to do and I was on A big hurry because class is about to start so you know I decided to run around naked looking for you know Toilet Paper so I run through the hallway and girls was looking at me and screaming, I was really embarrass and I got to the janitor office and she... let me have A Toilet Paper but she gave me the whole thing and run out screaming. Please don't tell my mum or dad please or else they will kill me... I'm begging you I would never share this story again so please please don't tell my mum. Last edited by iEvoke; 01-01-12 at 08:43 AM..

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01-01-12, 11:02 AM	#6
iEvoke iPod Shuffle Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: UK, Southampton Posts: 10	Just to let you guys know, this is my son story and he told me this story one night and I found it funny so I just want to share you all but some of the content is kinda exaggerate therefore, it's just A joke and humour so don't take it serious and personal.

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01-01-12, 05:15 PM	#15
Diesel iPod 60gb Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,607	lol okay weird post. He could have used the brown part at the end of the toilet paper to clean off and minimalise the poo, went through the day at school, then got home and cleaned up properly. Its times like these where your ahem son, has to think on his feet. __________________