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This is a discussion on Women...! within the Humour forums, part of the Off Topic category; What women say, and what they really mean... you know it's true! (1) Fine : This is the word women ...
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15-12-11, 12:46 PM
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  | Women...!What women say, and what they really mean... you know it's true! (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.. That will bring on a 'whatever'). (8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying...Go to Hell... (9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3 
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15-12-11, 01:25 PM
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| Lol! "That's fine" -Translation = definately not fine. Whatever you are asking permission for, don't do it.
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15-12-11, 02:50 PM
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 | LOL! Nice one, MJ! Really helpful for understanding women! 
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15-12-11, 05:31 PM
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| Isnt it funny how a Womens "il be ready in 5 minutes" and a mans "i'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same???
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15-12-11, 06:00 PM
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 | And when a woman says "You? Why're you following me in an alley?" what they really mean is...
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15-12-11, 10:42 PM
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| About being on your toes.. When a woman walks in from being out for hours and goes "TA-DAAAAA!!" And you can think for the life of you what looks different......  |
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