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Old 05-09-11, 03:10 PM   #1
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A priceless wedding...


You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.


He especially wanted to thank the bride and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, ’I’m outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD

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F**K ME!!!!!! He has got some balls to go ahead with everything after seeing a picture of his best mate and his fiance!! Can you imagine her dad after paying out over $30'000 to see a picture of his daughter having sex!!!

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Take it there will be no house warming invite?
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this is an oldy but a goody, saw this years ago!!
 
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Imagine the look on the brides face when everyone opens the envelope. He's so evil.
 
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Imagine the look on the brides face when everyone opens the envelope. He's so evil.
He is so evil? No worse than the bride...
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Damn, tried to look up Jay Leno's coverage of it but turns out it's just an urban legend... booo. MasterCard Wedding - An Urban Legend
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That's amazing, that guy has courage!
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This is not true though, as far as I know.
Good read but I have seen many versions of this, even in different languages, on various forums.
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Yeah, back to 1985 apparently! MasterCard Wedding - An Urban Legend
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Back to 1985? I didn't think these mastercard priceless adverts started that long ago.
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He is so evil? No worse than the bride...
Good point. But you know what I mean. He was just evil , the bride was just...... bad........disgusting.
 
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yeah, years ago.. my favourite is the superhero one

 
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yeah, years ago.. my favourite is the superhero one

Just see a box , whats it meant to be? The last one these boxes I saw the other day was infact a turd.
 
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The link you have provided in your post is not working for me..!
Every time I tried to open it,I got an error message of "Page not available"..So kindly check it yourself and then repost the link..!!
 
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