Talking Dog For Sale

xukeclaiw · 26-07-11, 08:33 AM

This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is out the backdoor. The guy goes out the back and sees a black dog just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this speaking gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the M15 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.

"So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded lots of medals. Had a wife, a big batch of puppies, and now I'm retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "A tenner."

The guy says, "A tenner!?! This dog is utterly amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

The owner replies, "Because I'm sick of his lying and exaggerating, he didn't do any of that stuff he told you."

26-07-11, 08:33 AM	#1
xukeclaiw iPod Shuffle Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 6	Talking Dog For Sale This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is out the backdoor. The guy goes out the back and sees a black dog just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the dog replies. "So, what's your story?" The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this speaking gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the M15 about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. "So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded lots of medals. Had a wife, a big batch of puppies, and now I'm retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. The owner says, "A tenner." The guy says, "A tenner!?! This dog is utterly amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" The owner replies, "Because I'm sick of his lying and exaggerating, he didn't do any of that stuff he told you."