best ebay listing ever?

**xploit** · 14-04-11, 10:34 PM

could this be the best ebay listing ever?

2001 FORD FOCUS GHIA 1.8 Zetec Very Clean Interior | eBay UK

Ojaser6 · 14-04-11, 11:10 PM

Whoa... Cheap!!

xX vikki Xx · 14-04-11, 11:15 PM

feel like i wanna buy the car just to meet him

**ryan1087** · 14-04-11, 11:16 PM

What am i meant to be looking at?

I never read the description, is it meant to be that?

Ojaser6 · 14-04-11, 11:16 PM

lol look at one of the questions the bidder asked

**ryan1087** · 14-04-11, 11:19 PM

Ahhh, yea reading the description helps

Larkino · 15-04-11, 12:22 AM

Hahahaa, hilarious.

I love the x-wing Ford stereotype.

Sufiyan · 15-04-11, 06:52 AM

"If you don’t want to drive it you can just sit in the driver’s seat and I can make engines noises but there will be an additional fee for this."

"Bad news, my attempts at time travel have been brought to an ugly full stop. I just remembered that the speed limit in th UK is 70mph so I cant reach 88mph. Probably just as well, have you seen Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure? Napoleon was a bit of a handful and I dont have the time to baby sit him. Good news though, my pal was let off with a caution after his dog attempted to hump an old lady that collapsed recently. He was trying to get her in the recovery position and Floyd (the dog) thought it was a game. Someone didnt see the funny side and reported the incident to the police."

LMAO!

Kfchris1 · 15-04-11, 08:16 AM

how did you every find this??? what a legend that bloke is!!

Read the questions at the bottom!! Thats a rotfl moment!!

joecooke · 15-04-11, 08:33 AM

hahahahaha talk about making selling fun.

Maxx · 15-04-11, 10:07 AM

He deserves for this car to sell for £1000 more then it's worth.

gez18 · 15-04-11, 10:16 AM

how long must that of took him, funniest listing ever

**ryan1087** · 15-04-11, 01:00 PM

If you think about it, it is actually quite a clever listing. He describes the necessary things but also adds humour into it, making anybody reading it, more confident it buying and to build that level of trust. A prime example of this would be Vikkis post above

Cruelworld · 15-04-11, 05:49 PM

Mint Green Ford focus Inspired Battle Cat Potential | eBay UK

One of his pics of the Mint Green Ford Focus for sale :P

14-04-11, 10:34 PM	#1
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15-04-11, 01:00 PM	#13
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15-04-11, 05:49 PM	#14
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