Why do girls wear makeup and perfume

LolLawl · 02-03-11, 12:16 AM

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

Madex · 02-03-11, 12:36 AM

Tell me when I should start laughing.

Wait I got a better one,

Q) Why are LolLawl's jokes on a level of a 1st grader?
A) So that he can understand them..

TheDoctor · 02-03-11, 12:56 AM

Q) Why did I not laugh at that joke?
A) Because it's not funny.

Diesel · 02-03-11, 01:54 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because LolLawl was beside him telling him jokes.

Neko · 02-03-11, 04:58 AM

I would mock him but I'm too busy feeling sad for him, I mean think about it we shouldn't belittle him just because he was born with a severely limited intellect...

Sufiyan · 02-03-11, 06:06 AM

Ummm.... c'mon guys, it's fine. Let's leave him alone. Just consider watching this thread as a bad bump and leave him. Don't make a mockery show of him here! And we do not know his age! Maybe he actually is a guy in his kiddy days!

iPhone4Matt · 02-03-11, 06:55 AM

Ha, oh, so very funny

Larkino · 02-03-11, 12:02 PM

What's wrong with you all? That joke is a classic! Lighten up!

iPhone4Matt · 02-03-11, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Larkino

What's wrong with you all? That joke is a classic! Lighten up!

Possibly when we were 6

the_saint · 02-03-11, 12:22 PM

I'll tell you, that is a great joke to tell to women if you are on a night out and having a little flirt. You'll be surprised how much they love it!

eonbar · 02-03-11, 12:26 PM

in all seriousness
i agree.

guys can get out of bed and BAM. they're good looking, women on the other hand, wowza.
if makeup got banned so many women would never get laid...

[debate]

mcgrou · 02-03-11, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eonbar

guys can get out of bed and BAM. they're good looking

You got me down to a T son

cono1717 · 02-03-11, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eonbar

if makeup got banned so many women would never get laid...

[debate]

Or more ugly males would get laid...

eonbar · 02-03-11, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cono1717

Or more ugly males would get laid...

or the ugly ones wouldn't get laid, and the fitties to mediocres would get snapped up like that *snaps fingers* ... THEREFORE, simple economics tells me that the more makeup there is = the more falsely attractive women there are and therefore a massive reduction in competition due to basic supply and demand...

so yeh, makeup i guess is good

cono1717 · 03-03-11, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eonbar

so yeh, makeup i guess is good

What if the makeup is so good it disguises the person until that pivitol moment then you find out that Sharon is actually a Steve....

Sufiyan · 03-03-11, 08:23 AM

^^^Hope Furbs, doesn't get angry at this!

cono1717 · 03-03-11, 03:18 PM

I think furbs would make a great sharon... but it's not him I meant

Neko · 03-03-11, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eonbar

guys can get out of bed and BAM. they're good looking, women on the other hand, wowza.

You make me wonder about your sexuality

lol I gotta remember this line for my gay friend, he'll love it!

MrRedman · 04-03-11, 12:22 AM

Wow. That was truly original.

Sufiyan · 04-03-11, 05:31 AM

I know dude! Just remembered that even Furbs is Steve... I mean his real name.... Just another boring post from me dude... Leave it.

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