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This is a discussion on Simple request within the Humour forums, part of the Off Topic category; A man was walking along a California beach and was in deep prayer to the Lord. He said, "Lord, you ...
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28-01-11, 02:04 PM
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   | Simple requestA man was walking along a California beach and was in deep prayer to the Lord. He said, "Lord, you have promised me the desires of my heart. That's what I am asking you for right now. Please give me a confirmation that you will grant my wish." Suddenly the sky clouded up over his head and the Lord in a booming voice spoke to him. "I have searched your heart and determined it to be pure. The last time I issued a blank wish request it was to Solomon. He didn't disappoint me with his request for wisdom. I think I can trust that you won't disappoint me either. Because you have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish you ask for." The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm deadly afraid of flying and I get very sea sick on boats. Could you build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over there to visit whenever I want?" The Lord laughed and said, "That's incredibly difficult! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!!! Your request is very materialistic, a little disappointing. I could do it, but it's hard for me to justify your craving for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify Me as well." The man thought about it for a long while and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "Here's the deal, Lord. I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I didn't care and that I'm insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women...I want to know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to know why they're crying...I want to know what they really mean when they say 'nothing'...I want to know how to make them truly happy...That's the wish that I want, Lord." After a few minutes, God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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