Fortune Teller

Harvez · 04-10-10, 05:20 PM

I went to see a fortune teller last week. she said soon ill be coming into money.

last night I shagged a bird called penny so she's sort right

iFreeZone · 04-10-10, 05:24 PM

Ewwww.....! Heard it before!

Harvez · 04-10-10, 05:25 PM

A recent report says that 60% of 14 year old girls in Liverpool go binge drinking . Thats ****in terrible ! Who's looking after their kids ?.

iFreeZone · 04-10-10, 05:27 PM

Hahaha! (heard that as well!!! Come on, something new!)

Harvez · 04-10-10, 05:30 PM

Golf called off.....there's a sight you dont often see, Tiger Woods walking away from a wet hole

Harvez · 04-10-10, 05:33 PM

A bloke was sitting on a bus when a gorgeous woman next to him starts breastfeeding her baby.
The baby won't take it so she says, "Come on, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here." Ten minutes later, the baby is still not feeding so she says again, "Eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here.

"The bloke says, "Listen, love, can you make your bloody mind up, I should've got off four stops ago!"

Harvez · 04-10-10, 05:41 PM

3 men with speech impediments are in therapy. Therapist is blonde, petite and fit as ****. She says "If you can tell me where you live without stuttering, I'll suck your bleep and you can "edited too rude".
The 1st one stammers "BBBirmingham", 2nd one stammers "MMManchester".

The 3rd one, a paddy, stands up composes himself and says "London".
She gets his bleep out and gives him the best blow job he had ever had. As he cums he sighs "dddderry"!!

Larkino · 04-10-10, 05:42 PM

Sickipedia - Building the world's best collection of sick jokes

Harvez · 04-10-10, 05:43 PM

not only sick but down right racists.

chigley · 04-10-10, 05:44 PM

To be fair, although I don't condone the kind of jokes on Sickipedia, they don't have make me laugh!!

Larkino · 04-10-10, 05:45 PM

Just was saving you the effort of posting jokes when people can just go there harvez

TheDoctor · 04-10-10, 06:00 PM

I like this one...

Quote:

BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision.

****, how fast must they have been walking?

and this one

Quote:

I was having sex the other day, banging away, when suddenly I stopped mid-thrust and stood really still.

"What are you doing?"

"Something I learnt from online porn. It's called 'buffering'."

Harvez · 04-10-10, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Larkino

Just was saving you the effort of posting jokes when people can just go there harvez

I dont get the jokes from there, they are txts people send a friend on facebook and he posts them twice a month.

04-10-10, 05:20 PM	#1
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04-10-10, 05:25 PM	#3
Harvez Mini Mac Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: l33dz Posts: 9,490	A recent report says that 60% of 14 year old girls in Liverpool go binge drinking . Thats ****in terrible ! Who's looking after their kids ?. __________________ Freebiejeebies \| Free iphone \| Free Blackberry \| Free Wii U \| Free laptop Someone once said "Life is what you make it", I disagree sometimes life makes you into what you are.

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04-10-10, 05:33 PM	#6
Harvez Mini Mac Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: l33dz Posts: 9,490	A bloke was sitting on a bus when a gorgeous woman next to him starts breastfeeding her baby. The baby won't take it so she says, "Come on, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here." Ten minutes later, the baby is still not feeding so she says again, "Eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here. "The bloke says, "Listen, love, can you make your bloody mind up, I should've got off four stops ago!" __________________ Freebiejeebies \| Free iphone \| Free Blackberry \| Free Wii U \| Free laptop Someone once said "Life is what you make it", I disagree sometimes life makes you into what you are. Last edited by Harvez; 04-10-10 at 05:33 PM..

04-10-10, 05:41 PM	#7
Harvez Mini Mac Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: l33dz Posts: 9,490	3 men with speech impediments are in therapy. Therapist is blonde, petite and fit as ****. She says "If you can tell me where you live without stuttering, I'll suck your bleep and you can "edited too rude". The 1st one stammers "BBBirmingham", 2nd one stammers "MMManchester". The 3rd one, a paddy, stands up composes himself and says "London". She gets his bleep out and gives him the best blow job he had ever had. As he cums he sighs "dddderry"!! __________________ Freebiejeebies \| Free iphone \| Free Blackberry \| Free Wii U \| Free laptop Someone once said "Life is what you make it", I disagree sometimes life makes you into what you are.

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Harvez Mini Mac Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: l33dz Posts: 9,490	not only sick but down right racists. __________________ Freebiejeebies \| Free iphone \| Free Blackberry \| Free Wii U \| Free laptop Someone once said "Life is what you make it", I disagree sometimes life makes you into what you are.

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chigley Mini Mac Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bolton/London (home/uni.) Posts: 8,424	To be fair, although I don't condone the kind of jokes on Sickipedia, they don't have make me laugh!!

04-10-10, 05:45 PM	#11
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