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43 years to live
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This is a discussion on 43 years to live within the Humour forums, part of the Off Topic category; A woman had a heart attack and was taken to hospital on the operating table she had a near death ...
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29-09-10, 06:28 PM
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| Mini Mac  Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: l33dz
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  | 43 years to liveA woman had a heart attack and was taken to hospital on the operating table she had a near death experience Seeing God she asked Is my time up. God said No you have another 43 years 2 months to live on recovery the woman decided to stay in hospital and have a facelift liposuction breast implants a tummy tuck She even had her hair coloured and brighten her teeth ! o much more time to live she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation she was released from the hospital While crossing a street on her way home she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God she demanded I thought you said I had another 43 years Why didn't you pull me from the path of the ambulance. God replied. I didn't ****in recognize you!.
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29-09-10, 06:33 PM
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29-09-10, 06:39 PM
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