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This is a discussion on Who Wears The Pants? within the Humour forums, part of the Off Topic category; A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, ...
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15-12-05, 08:35 AM
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   | Who Wears The Pants?A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man and I wear the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Heck," he said, "I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right, and that's the way its going to be until your attitude changes!"  |
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15-12-05, 02:06 PM
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| Re: Who Wears The Pants?'tumble weed' |
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15-12-05, 03:33 PM
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| Re: Who Wears The Pants? Thats class, no need for the tumble weed i thought it was good!! |
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15-12-05, 03:37 PM
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15-12-05, 04:47 PM
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| Re: Who Wears The Pants?I think it's good too !! Made me laugh. |
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18-12-05, 01:35 AM
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18-12-05, 05:50 PM
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| Re: Who Wears The Pants?Its a pretty good joke, a tad long winded compared to a one liner.. but still a good laugh, dont be too harsh! |
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18-12-05, 06:27 PM
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| Re: Who Wears The Pants?You could do better Smirnoff. |
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19-12-05, 08:15 AM
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