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Old 08-12-05, 02:37 PM   #1
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Easy guide to Chinese!!!


Easy guide to Chinese



Learn Chinese with the five minute program !!!!!!.


>1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong
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>2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
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>3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
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>4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
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>5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni
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>6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
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>7) I bumped into a coffee table ........... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
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>8) I think you need a face lift ...............Chin Tu Fat
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>9) It's very dark in here ..................... Wao So Dim

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>10) I thought you were on a diet .............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
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>11) This is a tow away zone ................... No Pah King
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>12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
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>13) Staying out of sight ...................... Lei Ying Lo
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>14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
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>15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
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>and my favourite............
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>16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah
 
Old 08-12-05, 02:39 PM   #2
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Re: Easy guide to Chinese!!!


lo,l i love those! lol
 
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woah, have i time warped back to primary school?
 
Old 08-12-05, 07:35 PM   #4
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Are Those Real??
 
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erm....a tad racist isn't it
 
Old 08-12-05, 07:47 PM   #6
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Re: Easy guide to Chinese!!!


not really racist- just using different syllables to make words that sound like other words
 
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Sorry for being the spoil sport here, but I think you'll find it is racist mate.

If it was actual translations, then it actually wouldn't be that bad - cos afterall, one of the first things people learn in a foreign language are the swear words

But with this, you have to say it in an oriental accent for it to have its effect + it makes absolutely no sense if you translate it. If my origins were from the far east (FYI...not everyone is from China ), I would be extremely offended.
 
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Quote:
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Are Those Real??
trust you Simon! tsk!
 
Old 08-12-05, 10:47 PM   #9
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I know the intention was innocent but I see why rockykabir is upset. I know people can go overboard on political correctness, but please think a little harder before you post in a public forum!
 
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