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This is a discussion on Reindeer within the Humour forums, part of the Off Topic category; REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer ...
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This is a discussion on Reindeer within the Humour forums, part of the Off Topic category; REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer ...
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08-12-05, 09:39 AM
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   | Reindeer REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. |
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08-12-05, 09:45 AM
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| Re: Reindeer Cheers Tom |
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08-12-05, 12:51 PM
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| Re: Reindeer that is quite funny!  wouldnt the women complain though? "Its too cold!" etc |
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08-12-05, 01:00 PM
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| Re: Reindeeryh wudnt they be all like 'you neva pay me attention , your always delivering presents' and 'why cant u trust me' and 'why do u always hit me in the facee when your drunk' etc etc' |
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08-12-05, 01:10 PM
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08-12-05, 01:25 PM
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| Re: Reindeer"OH MY GOOOOD!, Look at my nose! wheres my foundation?" |
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08-12-05, 01:50 PM
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| Re: Reindeerhehe 2 much little britain for you chris  |
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08-12-05, 06:51 PM
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| Re: ReindeerEr, sorry, since when are women good at not getting lost?  |
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08-12-05, 07:35 PM
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| Re: Reindeer Ricta |
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