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Old 25-11-08, 11:31 PM   #1
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Possibly Sickest Recipe Book Ever!


I have to say that aunt bessy did not start out with this book

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer (Book) in Cooking

Sickest Cookbook Ever

*sick*
 
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Old 25-11-08, 11:47 PM   #2
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thats enough to gie ye the bolk!
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Old 25-11-08, 11:57 PM   #3
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" To Think, before stumbling upon this book my boyfriend's cum would be wasted on my stomach or my chest. But now with so many new recipes to try it would be plain wrong to have his load go to waste.

Before this discovery, it was I who prepared the meals. But now preparing dinner is something both of us can enjoy! "

Here this roast is lacking something, suck this for a bit eh love?

LMAO
 
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Old 26-11-08, 12:03 AM   #4
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" To Think, before stumbling upon this book my boyfriend's cum would be wasted on my stomach or my chest.
A little bit too much personal info there, me thinks!
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Old 26-11-08, 12:08 AM   #5
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ahahaha, i liked the post from the "vegan"
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Old 26-11-08, 12:13 AM   #6
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ahahaha, i liked the post from the "vegan"
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Old 26-11-08, 12:31 AM   #7
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Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants
Got me thinking about what they discovered at my local Macdonalds in Greenhithe.

This book is some seriously sick s**t though.
 
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That book is so wrong!!

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Who the heck would feed their family their semen!
 
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Haha, ya the vegan coment was funny, semen farms lol. I also liked the one by ryan peacock, but this is weird
 
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Who the heck would feed their family their semen!
Imagine it, "Just gonna go make some sauce mum"

*sick*
 
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That pic of the front of the book looks digusting! Semen souffle. YUK! The quotes by Rosie Palm made me laugh!

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The Choked Chicken recipe is by far my favorite, hands down.
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I like the section entitled, "Cheese Jiz:....
LOL!

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Ewwww that's sick, everything would be all salty.
 
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lol
 
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A bit of useful information:

A tablespoon of semen contains approximately six calories. Semen does contain protein, but it also contains all kinds of chemicals and minerals, including water, sugar, calcium, chlorine, magnesium, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and zinc. But it does not contain enough of any of these things to be considered "nutritious."

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