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Old 03-11-05, 01:33 PM   #1
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How to get greens! (joke topic)


Post funny ways to get greens.
 
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Old 03-11-05, 01:35 PM   #2
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Re: How to get greens! (joke topic)


hire a plane to pull a banner over london for a day!!

with your link on the banner obviously
 
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Re: How to get greens! (joke topic)


Hire a small aircraft with a banner at the back written 'Want a free ipod? Check out freeipods.com/r=123!' and have it flown around all the Universities in the UK!
 
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Old 03-11-05, 01:37 PM   #4
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Re: How to get greens! (joke topic)


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hire a plane to pull a banner over london for a day!!

with your link on the banner obviously
Hey, that was my funny idea!!!
 
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Old 03-11-05, 01:39 PM   #5
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Re: How to get greens! (joke topic)


Get a gun and go round your mates house and hold them at gun point, that way you could walk them through the offer exactly how you want(hire the gun to save money)
 
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Old 03-11-05, 01:45 PM   #6
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Re: How to get greens! (joke topic)


Befriend a pizza takeaway owner and persuade him to print your referral link in his pizza leaflets.
 
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Old 03-11-05, 02:15 PM   #7
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Re: How to get greens! (joke topic)


Thats actually a very good idea. Noted.
 
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Old 03-11-05, 02:23 PM   #8
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send an email to the boss of apple and ask him he'd circulate it on the internal mail system for you
 
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Re: How to get greens! (joke topic)


print your ref link on all your clothes and walk around all day!!
 
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Old 03-11-05, 06:31 PM   #10
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Re: How to get greens! (joke topic)


Do one of those personals ads in the local paper:

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Originally Posted by desperate green_needer
''me so horny, me love you long time if you register on my site, hornyipods@cjb.net!''
You would get all of the punters signing up! Email the punters up saying its legit and bam, greens! I dont know if anyone reads the personals, I dont even read the paper, I have CNN and BBC R4 Today podcasted every day, but thats an idea!!

Just saw Bruce Almighty again, reminded me of the 'me love you long time' thing! . . .
 
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Thats an idea I am working on at the moment. That and writing my ref code on the windows on the bus !
 
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Old 03-11-05, 10:03 PM   #12
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Lol! Dont forget to do it with a massive permanent marker!
 
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Old 03-11-05, 10:12 PM   #13
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Thats an idea. I'm always weighing up the threat of inprisionment with my need for a "green" fix !
 
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Re: How to get greens! (joke topic)


Officially have your name changed by Deed Poll to your referral link!
 
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Old 04-11-05, 04:52 PM   #15
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tell your link to telesales people when they ring.
 
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Re: How to get greens! (joke topic)


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Thats an idea. I'm always weighing up the threat of inprisionment with my need for a "green" fix !
Never give up the referral-green habit straight out. You get bad shivers and shout your referral link when youre asleep, a neigbour called the police because she thought I was getting murdered or something.
 
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Old 04-11-05, 07:09 PM   #17
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Re: How to get greens! (joke topic)


you could bid on ebay to have your ref link tatooed on people (if anyone is still doing that)
 
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Old 04-11-05, 07:21 PM   #18
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Hehe Golden Palace!

You could give a nano or a video ipod to your girlfriend and get her to tell all her girlfriends that they could get one for next to nothing. Helped me get 2 greens and some yellows for ipods.fp (though I did give her a 20gb ipod and not a nano or a video ipod, obvious reasons).
 
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Yep - thats actually what I am doing. My gf told me off for falling for such a scam. Now she is 100% behind me ! Except she wants the ipod video. She'll be lucky if she gets a nano. Her friends are very suspicous though. Have to wait for my first freebie to get some free greens.How ironic !
 
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Re: How to get greens! (joke topic)


get a rubber band stamped
with your referal link
oh and visit exceem.co.uk for proof on it also

and stamp everywere

even on peoples forheads when they sleep
 
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