Heres an Oldie that I dug outta my inbox

[moobsuk]

Subject: Hypnotism

It was entertainment night at the OAP's day club and the Amazing Claude
was topping the bill.

People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, 'Unlike
most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a
trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every one of you in this
audience.

'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch. Its been in my family for six generations.' He began to
swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the
watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...'

The crowd of OAP's became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and
forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of
eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the
hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred
pieces.

'S***' said the Hypnotist



It took 3 days to clean up the Day Centre

**I Have edited out the naughty word :P )

[andyfonics]

I didn't see the 'It took 3 days to clean up the Day Centre' part, and I was like EH?

Funny joke man.