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This is a discussion on Actual Naval Radio Transcript within the Humour forums, part of the Off Topic category; BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South. To avoid collision. US Navy: Recommend you divert YOUR course ...
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10-02-08, 09:14 PM
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  | Actual Naval Radio TranscriptBRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South. To avoid collision. US Navy: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North to avoid collision BRITISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision US Navy: This is the Captain of US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. BRITISH: Negative I say again divert your course. US Navy: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER 'USS LINCOLN' THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. BRITISH: We are a lighthouse. F*ck off
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10-02-08, 09:19 PM
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| Re: Actual Naval Radio Transcripthaha magic!! Last edited by claire80; 10-02-08 at 09:25 PM.. |
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10-02-08, 09:21 PM
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| Re: Actual Navla Radio TranscriptLol, the title is meant to say "Naval" by the way !
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10-02-08, 09:25 PM
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| Re: Actual Naval Radio TranscriptNot on my screen Ah well it does now Last edited by Astrates; 10-02-08 at 09:25 PM.. Reason: Claire was right |
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| Re: Actual Navla Radio TranscriptQuote:
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10-02-08, 09:53 PM
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  | Re: Actual Naval Radio Transcriptnice, don't believe that a a whole fleet couldn't spot that it was a lighthouse on radar though.
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