HORMONE HOSTAGE

[Trevor Edwards]

for anyone in a relation ship : you can relate to this

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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a manÂ*has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driving licence in theÂ*wallet for every husband, boyfriend,etc.
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Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* SAFEST: Here's fifty quid, buy yourself something.
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â* ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

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Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

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Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*SAFEST: I've always loved you in that dressing gown!
Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*Â*ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

[DiscoDJChris]

nice trev! 'here, have some chocolate' woks a treat!