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Old 13-05-05, 10:38 PM   #1
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hi all
to any one that will be doing exams soon you will like this


Why do we mess up exams?


A year has 365 days for you to study.


After taking away 52 Sundays, there are



only 313 days left.


There are 50 days in the summer that is



way too hot to work so there

are only 263 days left.


We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that



counts up to 122 days so now

we're left with 141 days.


If we fooled around for only 1 hour a



day, 15 days are gone, so we

are left with 126 days.


We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30



days are used in this way in

the year, and we are left with 96 days

in our year.


We spend 1 hour a day speaking to



friends and family, that takes

away 15 days more and we are left with

81 days.


Exams and tests take up at least 35



days in your year, hence you are

only left with 46 days.


Taking off approximately 40 days of



holidays, you are only left with

6 days.


Say you are sick for a minimum of 3



days, you're left with 3 days in

the year to study!


Let's say you only go out for 2 days!



You are left with 1 day!


But that 1 day is your birthday...



so...


GOOD LUCK to everyone on your exams.
 
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Old 13-05-05, 10:54 PM   #2
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did you make that up? its pretty good!
 
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Old 13-05-05, 11:16 PM   #3
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thats pretty good

i have a few student friends that will apreciate that one
 
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Old 14-05-05, 07:33 AM   #4
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nah didnt make it up got it in an email when i did my exams a while back
 
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Old 14-05-05, 09:04 AM   #5
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yeh heard that before!

excellent!
 
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