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This is a discussion on Some chav jokes :D within the Humour forums, part of the Off Topic category; Chav Jokes Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What do you call a 30 ...
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27-01-07, 12:18 AM
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 |  Some chav jokes :DChav Jokes Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? A. Society. Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl? A. Granny. Q. What do you call a chav in a box? A. Innit. Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? A. Sorted. Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit? A. "Will the defendant please rise?" Q. Why did the chav cross the road? A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever. Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit? A. The bride. Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him? A. It might be your bike. Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night? A. What you looking at? Q. Why are chavs like slinkies? A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving? A. The policeman!! Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox? A. Paint 3 stripes on it. Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river? A. A good start. Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a people carrier a shame? A. Because you can fit at least 10 people in a people carrier!! Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSEs? A. A f'ing liar!! Q. What do you say to a chav with a job? A. Can I have a Big Mac please? Last edited by SwedishTom; 27-01-07 at 12:34 AM.. Reason: Remember: Family Forum |
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27-01-07, 12:23 AM
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| Re: Some chav jokes :DSome funny ones but it needs serious editing, this is a family forum.
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27-01-07, 12:30 AM
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| Re: Some chav jokes :DStill tres funny! |
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27-01-07, 12:32 AM
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| Re: Some chav jokes :DHmm, maybe not, Tom was viewing a minute ago and has disappeared.
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27-01-07, 12:37 AM
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| Re: Some chav jokes :Dits been edited already |
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27-01-07, 12:41 AM
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| Re: Some chav jokes :D2 minutes after I posted 
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27-01-07, 02:17 AM
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   | Re: Some chav jokes :Dhaha great jokes, very true  |
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27-01-07, 09:24 AM
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| Re: Some chav jokes :DExcellent hakz!
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27-01-07, 12:31 PM
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| Re: Some chav jokes :Dvery funny, finally a group in society we can all rip on and not get told it's racist, sexist etc. Perhaps we can unite that nation over this. Heck if a political party launched with the single goal of deporting all the chavs I'd vote for them. |
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27-01-07, 08:37 PM
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| Re: Some chav jokes :Dlol,,, nice jokes |
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27-01-07, 08:42 PM
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| Re: Some chav jokes :Dand me, because I'm applying to be one of them 
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27-01-07, 08:43 PM
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| Re: Some chav jokes :DI need a job badly too, but I will never ever work for a fast food chain like macdonalds, if any of my friends ever came in to the store I will NEVER hear the end of it |
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28-01-07, 04:42 PM
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| Re: Some chav jokes :DLOL Chavs are the funniest thing ever! |
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28-01-07, 05:10 PM
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| Re: Some chav jokes :DYes they are!! |
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 | Re: Some chav jokes :Drofl!!! those are really funny and they've gotta be the funniest on the forum!
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