One the first day God created MAC..... he rested for another five days thoroughly chuffed with himself, had a beer and thought he'd spice things up...on the seventh day he created WINDOWS, thunder rolled across the valley of silicon for it foretold of much pain to come.
The next day god asked everyone to comment on what was wrong with WINDOWS, then having listened to all the worlds complaints, ignored their crys and amended it to his will, sent it out again, recalled it, 'fixed it', sent it out again and said 'There I have created a master piece!, er hold on..wait a minute..I'll just take that back upstairs and re-jig a few things'..and thus a thousand years of misery befell the hapless mortals of the valley of silicone
And lo..the world did shudder, for it was said that god had already created a master piece in his own image..an APPLE, and that if you take your time and do something properly all the world can rejoice and live happily ever after.
