freebiejeebies spamming competition [ended]

ndev2k · 23-02-09, 07:55 PM

no worries. lets hear some of your favourite limericks or funny verses. Might make the thread more interesting to read

My contribution
________________________________
There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat.

adambg · 23-02-09, 07:56 PM

roses are read
violets are blue
some poems rhyme
this one doesn't

----->spam rules<-----

JohnRowley · 23-02-09, 07:58 PM

Woah! This threads really flying now! We'll be at 3000 in no time at this rate.

Ilikefree · 23-02-09, 07:59 PM

There was a man called ndev2k,
Who ate a rather large amount of canapaes (sp?),
He woke in the night,
With a terrible fright,
The food has slipped out of his ass

what a limerick!

mcgrou · 23-02-09, 08:00 PM

There once was an eccentric old boffin,
Who remarked, in a fine fit of coughing,
It isn't the cough
That carries you off,
But the coffin they carries you off in

ndev2k · 23-02-09, 08:01 PM

I like them

killorna100 · 23-02-09, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkey_Fish

sorry guys

Quote:

Originally Posted by adambg

for what??

he stole all ur greens!!

ndev2k · 23-02-09, 08:01 PM

he did what

killorna100 · 23-02-09, 08:02 PM

Whos is watching 24 tonight?????

Monkey_Fish · 23-02-09, 08:04 PM

i dont have sky

Florrie · 23-02-09, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJ10

I say Vodka! We're making MORE vodka jelly tonight!

Here's a topic: SHOULD MEN WEAR MOISTURISER?

I say yes (coz I just used some, which is y I though of the topic!)

Yes my boyfriend uses the Loreal for men one but he says it's ok because Jack from Lost is on the advert for it lol

mcgrou · 23-02-09, 08:05 PM

"George Bush" is an anagram of "Bugger, Shoe!"

Random spam ftw

Norled · 23-02-09, 08:06 PM

My best youtube upload is uploading brack obamas speech. I am the first person to upload it!!

Monkey_Fish · 23-02-09, 08:07 PM

lol Word/Phrase Anagram
------------------------- ---------------------

Dormitory Dirty Room

Evangelist Evil's Agent

Desperation A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code Here Come Dots

Slot Machines Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity Is No Amity

Mother-in-law Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms Alas! No More Zs

Alec Guinness Genuine Class

Semolina Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two Twelve plus one

Contradiction Accord not in it

killorna100 · 23-02-09, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Florrie

Yes my boyfriend uses the Loreal for men one but he says it's ok because Jack from Lost is on the advert for it lol

lost is sik i wud usr it cas he was on the advert, but i dont.

I wud if it was Jason Statham on the ad tho or a sey lady saying "buy it now" jokin i am not tht easily bought over by products.

see this video its sum of my friends taking the piss out of tht advert

YouTube - Matthew Fox L'Oreal advert

Norled · 23-02-09, 08:08 PM

what do people think of this laptop?

Aspire 6930G 16-inch Laptop, Intel Core 2 Duo T5800: Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo

mcgrou · 23-02-09, 08:09 PM

"ELEVEN PLUS TWO" anagram of "TWELVE PLUS ONE"

Monkey_Fish · 23-02-09, 08:10 PM

nice lappy i want an eee pc which i can use to browse the web with my iphone if i ever get any greens :P

Norled · 23-02-09, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Norled

what do people think of this laptop?

Aspire 6930G 16-inch Laptop, Intel Core 2 Duo T5800: Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo

I was thinking of using it as a portable gaming system. To play Wow, left 4 dead, cod 5.............................

Left 4 Dead is the best game in the world!

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23-02-09, 07:55 PM	#2062
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23-02-09, 08:00 PM	#2066
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23-02-09, 07:56 PM	#2063
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23-02-09, 08:01 PM	#2069
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23-02-09, 08:04 PM	#2071
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23-02-09, 08:05 PM	#2073
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23-02-09, 08:06 PM	#2074
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23-02-09, 08:07 PM	#2075
Monkey_Fish iPod Nano 2GB Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 135	lol Word/Phrase Anagram ------------------------- --------------------- Dormitory Dirty Room Evangelist Evil's Agent Desperation A Rope Ends It The Morse Code Here Come Dots Slot Machines Cash Lost in 'em Animosity Is No Amity Mother-in-law Woman Hitler Snooze Alarms Alas! No More Zs Alec Guinness Genuine Class Semolina Is No Meal The Public Art Galleries Large Picture Halls, I Bet A Decimal Point I'm a Dot in Place The Earthquakes That Queer Shake Eleven plus two Twelve plus one Contradiction Accord not in it

23-02-09, 08:08 PM	#2077
Norled iPod Nano 1GB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Manchester Posts: 93	what do people think of this laptop? Aspire 6930G 16-inch Laptop, Intel Core 2 Duo T5800: Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo

23-02-09, 08:09 PM	#2078
mcgrou - - - - - - - Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: - Posts: 5,148	"ELEVEN PLUS TWO" anagram of "TWELVE PLUS ONE" __________________ Spoiler Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned - Tyler

23-02-09, 08:10 PM	#2079
Monkey_Fish iPod Nano 2GB Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 135	nice lappy i want an eee pc which i can use to browse the web with my iphone if i ever get any greens :P