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[domel9]

"Bucks? Doe? What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals?"

[throwing an attacking robber aside] How dare you touch Hercules!

[Grabs forklift truck, stopping it dead] A fine chariot... but where are your horses?

Ha, ha, ha. You have strucked Hercules.

All from Arnold Schwazenegger as Hercules in 'Hercules in New York', the funniest film in the world ever.

[LewisT]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

from "They Live"

Absolutely classic

EDIT: Im aware the comp finished MONTHS ago.. but its a classic line :P

[2345876]

Originally Posted by Magic Mirror, about Snow White

Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy.

- Shrek

[pdmac8]

Has to be;

"Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised."

Jimmy Dell - The Spanish Prisoner

[Steve-UK]

"Excuse me, my colon is impacting"

Eddie Murphy - Meet Dave

[domel9]

Originally Posted by Steve-UK

"Excuse me, my colon is impacting"

Eddie Murphy - Meet Dave

I heard that film was absolutely awful.. What did you think?

[Florrie]

"Where do your eggs come from?"
"Er.. hens vaginas?"

- Guest House Paradiso

[ravstar11]

"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."

10 Things I hate about you

[rhysjones_1]

"everybody's innocent in here"(said in a maximum secrity prison btw)
morgan freeman, shaw shank redemption one of the best movies of all time

[fluffytotti]

new to site and unsure of what to do, any help would be much appreciated. I am after some people to refer me on its really free

[Ilikefree]

Originally Posted by fluffytotti

new to site and unsure of what to do, any help would be much appreciated. I am after some people to refer me on its really free

sorry but why post it in this thread?

[Bones]

Keitel: Where you heading?
Tarantino: Mexico
Keitel: Whats in Mexico?
Tarantino: Mexicans

Dusk til Dawn.

Obviously the comps closed but i love reading the classic one liners!!!

[Benizjamin]

I think this has finished now =)

lol

[shexi]

"You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."

[corky20]

Tyler Durden: Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make napalm?
Narrator: No, I did not know that. Is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right. One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items.
Narrator: Really …?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.
Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met. … See, I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving …
Tyler Durden: Oh, I get it. It's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: … Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up, then. Right up. [gets up from seat] Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Fight Club

[corky20]

DONNIE: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
FRANK: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Donnie Darko