WIN 2 x 48 hour xbox live trial codes [Expired]

[TheDetox]

i need one, my one runs out in 4 days

[claire80]

i didnt read about only one per person , so ill go with my 2nd one ok !

[Praj07]

Yeh I don't want to enter either just thought I'd stick a few funny quotes in. Good luck guys! Btw, I like that quote from meet the fockers about milking him cus he has nipples

[warfy]

Who is your daddy and what does he do? - Arnie Kindergarden cop

[djfonti]

Michael Corleone: There are many things my father taught me here in this room. He taught me: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

[ma77y]

From American Pie

Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful.
College Girl: What did you just say?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Suck me beautiful!

[TEMPLE3188]

This is a funny one i always remember from Forest Gump, you kind of have to read it and imagine his voice lol:

Fat Man at Bench: It was a bullet, wasn't it?
Forrest Gump: A bullet?
Fat Man at Bench: That jumped up and bit you.
Forrest Gump: Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.

[DannyE]

employee of the month -

vince - 'is your name semi because your the size of a huge truck or semi retarded?'

[arcticfox]

Am not entering the comp as i dont have an XBox360 (although I'm told one has been ordered).

Anyway, I think the classic quote comes from the comedy classic "Airplane" and the quote is

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

still smile when I hear that.

[Mica]

'You know how I know you're gay? You like coldplay'. Hehe, so many classics from 40 yo virgin/Anchorman etc...

'Me name is James Bond. James Bond.' Ali G movie, ahhh man I gota watch that again.

[owenroberts]

From Apocalypse Now - "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"

[Tippy]

"When i dress up like a frigid bitch i try not to look so constipated" - Elle woods Legally Blonde

[Schism]

"Is it too big? Is it too small? Will the girls like it?"

"He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy"

Both from Monty Python Life of Brian.

[grim_reaper]

From Snakes on a Plane -

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane! " - Samuel L. Jackson

Even More Funnier When You Watch The Scene !!

[matkavs]

And the winner is:

Originally Posted by jack_1551

yipee kay yay mother f** ker - John McLane (Die Hard)

One of the best set of films ever made. Was so glad he managed to get it in Die hard 4.0!

I shall PM you the codes! Enjoy.

[andimac]

Aww, ten minutes too late! Ah well, gonna post this anyway as it's a quality quote!

Sol: "You ain't from this planet, are you Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that's worth less than your shirt?" - from Snatch

Also,

Originally Posted by Schism

..."He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy"

...from Monty Python Life of Brian.

Quality!

[jack_1551]

woo, thanks! really appreciated matkavs!

and guess what is on itv2 as we speak?

lol

[angrycow]

i dont want the code
Would you stand in this by-election? Me gotta be honest,me ain't actually bi.)- ali g indahouse